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Die Fast And Suffer

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About Me

Hi! My name is Absinthe. Here you can find posts about my constantly rotating fandoms, my rabbit, my cats, and causes I find important.

And a lot of shitposts.

Quick Facts:

  • Queer & Trans. Any pronouns are fine - So long as you don't have a gender in mind when you use themā¤ļø
  • Neurodivergent
  • Librarian in work and spirit; currently working on a career pivot after coming to the horrifying conclusion that money will indeed help me buy happiness. Capitalism has consumed me. Pour one out for your fallen comrade
  • I am either working or doing college homework at all times. I might not get back to you straight away because I am busy being Responsible

Rules:

  • Don’t be weird. Unless it’s the good kind of weird.
  • I block people at the drop of a hat. Nothing personal, unless it's personal.

Feel free to say hi! Or don’t!

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It’s the strangest summer you can remember — the pool shed is haunted, the nights stretch forever.

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

He’s literally just telling it like it is