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posted 8 hours ago

monsterfucker69420:

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

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Aug
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posted 9 hours ago

lunyselene:

waitafrikk:

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

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terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

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silly-jellyghoty:

neenarchive:

they can’t stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

They really can’t. It’s been the highlight of my work shift for years!

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Aug
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posted 18 hours ago

thempyrealexicon:

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

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posted 18 hours ago

andromache:

Greek mythological figures 
↳ Apollo (Ἀπόλλων, Apóllōn)

God of light, music, arts, knowledge, healing, plague and darkness, prophecy, poetry, purity, athletism, manly beauty, and enlightenment. He is the son of Zeus and Leto, and the twin brother of Artemis. As brother and sister, they were identified with the sun and moon; both use a bow and arrow. In the earliest myths, Apollo contends with his half-brother Hermes. In sculpture, Apollo was depicted as a very handsome, beardless young man with long hair and an ideal physique. As the embodiment of perfectionism, he could be cruel and destructive, and his love affairs were rarely happy. His attributes include the laurel wreath and lyre. He often appears in the company of the Muses. Animals sacred to Apollo include roe deer, swans, cicadas, hawks, ravens, crows, foxes, mice, and snakes.

#Greek Mythology   #Apollo  
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posted 19 hours ago

medievaljournalist:

if one more bad thing happens to me i bet my warrior soul will awaken

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owlanji:

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I was going to post this for Cloud’s birthday, but well, it is what it is. Belated happy birthday little dude ‧₊˚ ☁️

As always, prints available at INPRNT

#Final Fantasy VII   #FFVII   #Cloud Strife   #fanart  
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meowent:

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#Final Fantasy VII   #FFVII   #Sephiroth   #fanart  
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posted 19 hours ago

the only fic i've ever seen that thoughtfully incorporated elements of real life dog sex into omegaverse was hockey rpf but they were breeding hockey players to produce more hockey players and they were the only ones who did this. people who weren't hockey players just had human sex

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creekfiend:

lots going on here that I really don’t feel qualified to comment on but thank you for sharing it with me. enriching to know this is occurring out there somewhere. baruch hashem who makes the creatures different

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softwaring:

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