Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

i just realized that Qifrey did the exact opposite of hoping a baby will save the marriage. maybe a kid will make us miserable. oops no wait i love the kid and you still love me. well maybe one more will do. maybe just one more. maybe just one m

❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity

❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love

✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell

1. Stop there

2. Let me correct it

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause