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Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman
Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Jan 18, 2024
    Hi! I recorded a little mini-special called “Trauma Response” with @donttellcomedy! I am really proud of these jokes, and I hope you enjoy them! It would really mean a lot to me if you’d watch the set and comment/share it if you like it!
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    Come on!!! Conspirasea was RIGHT THERE!!!
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    Dec 24, 2019
    10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Aug 30, 2020
    The abbreviations for teaspoon and tablespoon are too similar and NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!
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    Oct 20, 2022
    Honestly, someone should take advantage of this chaos and colonize England.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    May 24, 2020
    The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you’re not careful.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Nov 23, 2023
    I bet that cop who went down the slide real fast has some relatives who have been waiting MONTHS to get to roast him to his face today.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    May 11, 2024
    I mean, I ordered a small iced coffee, but come on.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Apr 21, 2022
    I'm not saying that The Masked Singer is a sign that we're living in a dystopia, but it's definitely the kind of show that the characters would watch in a movie about living in a dystopia.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Apr 24, 2022
    If “surf and turf” didn’t rhyme, no restaurant would have the courage to let you order a steak and a lobster together as if it were one meal.
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    Nov 20, 2023
    I know it happens every year, but I would bet my life that it's never gotten this dark this early before in my life.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Oct 28, 2023
    Really ate shit saying “I didn’t know we had a new puppy in the building!” to my neighbor’s toddler who was dressed up like a Dalmatian. Not even a smile from the kid. Rough.
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    Josh Gondelman
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    Feb 20, 2022
    I want a movie where Batman takes on white collar crime. Just auditing dudes with his bat-culator, still wearing the whole suit.
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    Mar 18, 2022
    Your email did indeed find me well, but it left me a shell of the man I used to be.
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