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Beth McColl
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Beth McColl
@imbethmccoll
writer at writing. podcaster @ Everything Is Content. my first book How To Come Alive Again is out now. writing enquiries: [email protected] she/her
- several decades younger than what? the steam locomotive?Prince Philip ‘looks several decades younger’ in latest snaps express.co.uk/news/royal/131…
- I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER
- Jason Derulo has slipped on Harry Styles’ spit and fallen down the stairs at the Venice Film Festival
- I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH
- ATTENTION MEN: STOP BUYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FLOWERS AND PERFUME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY AND GET HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS. A SWORD
- i was having such a nice day yesterday that i forgot to do wordle. 55 day winning streak RUINED by a bit of human joy and happiness. never again. no more enjoying. only word game
- why is this so unbearably funny. he’s so smallperrie and her son dressed up as lady gaga and bruno mars for halloween i’m crying
- no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!
- going for a night time walk with my headphones in
- googled “oldest animal on earth” expecting a fun tortoise and instead found out about Ming the Clam, a 507 year old mollusc who died in 2006 after being cracked open by Icelandic researchers. broken. absolutely distraught
- dating in your twenties is just saying “when works for you” back and forth until one of you gets back with your ex
What's his secret? What made Jeff Bezos the richest man on the planet?
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