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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Mar 27, 2017
    when you accidentally type a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Oct 18, 2022
    how do i get one of those jobs that arent real where i send an email and then go to a meeting and then draft an email and then leave work and get paid $98,000 a year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales
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    ghost
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    Jul 19, 2019
    me: [watching four guys beat the shit out of eachother] gotta date: what me: [rolling up sleeves] gotta
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    WSVN 7 News
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    Jul 18, 2019
    Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Florida wsvn.com/news/local/fiv…
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Jun 21, 2025
    i was kinda cookin with this
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Apr 10, 2018
    [back in time] insane man: do you ever notice that you cant have your cake and eat it too guy: what is a cake for other than eating insane man: i think itd be fun just to have guy: what narrator: and so obviously it is still said to this day
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Jul 5, 2025
    use to not care about arm routines at all but theyre fun now
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Sep 4, 2018
    kylo ren: you know who your parents were. say it rey: they were nobody kylo ren: they were filthy gross junk traders. they sold you off for drinking money rey: kylo ren: they were ugly stupid idiots. losers. weirdos. no one liked them rey: okay kylo ren: they smelled
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Nov 30, 2016
    #CalmMeDownIn3Words Look, a dog
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Mar 18, 2018
    me: [bouncing my knee] guy: dude whats wrong with you me: what guy: your leg me: oh im insane
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Feb 2, 2018
    Groundhogs day. Today the dirt rodent will emerge and if he nuts to the west we get ten more days of halloween
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Dec 7, 2017
    All the good vines had 0 production value and the shitty ones had camera crews scripts and sound designers
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Jul 16, 2018
    graphic designer: whats the budget warner bros: this half eaten mcflurry and a high five
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Dec 29, 2016
    You know, the two things dogs do
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    Washington Examiner
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    Dec 21, 2016
    Circuit court rules police can shoot a dog if it moves or barks when cop enters home washex.am/2hFqpDE
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    ghost
    @ghostisposting
    Feb 22, 2019
    guy: whats a wedgie bully: oh you yank someones underwear up their ass really hard lol guy: okay so whats an atomic wedgie bully: [eyes widen, pauses for a moment] it was me and oppenheimers job to design them but we had no idea what those insane bastards were planni
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