Me: avoids the doctor for as long as physically possible because ✨medical trauma✨
Also me now the appointment is actually approaching: hasn’t slept properly in a WEEK. 😭💀
Apparently we’re just going to catastrophise at 4am until further notice. Love that for me. x
one creepy hallway away from bad decisions.
Joined October 2015
- 10 minutes. TEN MINUTES into a family function before someone hit me with “so, have you got a man yet?” 😭🤣 No babe. The man I want merely knows I exist. Please respect our privacy at this difficult time x
- Being spiritual + having ridiculously vivid dreams means waking up every morning wondering if that was just a dream, intuition, symbolism, or my brain being dramatic again. 😂
- This is the part nobody warns you requires approximately 700 years of patience 😭Lower belly fat is straight from hell. That shit is the toughest to lose😑
- Somehow I’ve become a person who CHOOSES 2am starts 😂 Dog walk for an hour, gym, study, nap. Sleep schedule, I’m begging you to sort yourself out this week 💀
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