Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) / X

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I'M SCREAMING

a funny tweet

“Yo get that pic of him in the fedora to really sell the message”

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

Mar 10, 2017

Replying to @colesprouse

.@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

Jul 18, 2020

sucks that @colesprouse and I would be more handsome if we just decided we didn't hate each other in the womb

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

Mar 11, 2019

Can we all agree as a society not to force the death sentence upon wild animals who attack those of us too stupid to avoid them? No, Karen you should not be trying to face tune the Jaguar.

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

Jul 19, 2018

You were the unplanned one @colesprouse

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

Jun 17, 2020

Happy two year anniversary. Here's to us looking more alike with each passing year until we're a single beast with four arms and four legs that runs at a top speed of 50mph and screams like a baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods. To many more!