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Claire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamus
I’m waving; I’m drowning
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Nov 1, 2024
    Whoever decided this iPhone emoji should be half cut-off is honestly the greatest artistic genius of our time
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Jul 1, 2025
    *An
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Jun 30, 2025
    A ‘F1’ sequel is already being discussed. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/box-…)
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Oct 25, 2021
    This is the greatest video ever made
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    shrimp delight
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    Oct 24, 2021
    SORRY what’s this train called??? say it again my guy 😭
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Jul 20, 2024
    There used to be an MTV show called Bully Beatdown where a professional MMA fighter would fight someone’s bully for a $10,000 prize and there was one episode where the bully actually kicked the MMA fighter’s ass and they had to give him $10,000 and I think about it all the time
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    May 20, 2024
    This guy lives in the apartment next door to me. I hate him so much
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    emily
    @emijax_
    May 20, 2024
    i love scrolling through this guy’s videos
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Oct 6, 2022
    Crying laughing who is Norville
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    Film Updates
    @FilmUpdates
    Oct 6, 2022
    First posters from HBO Maxʼs R-rated animated series 'VELMA' have been released.
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Apr 10, 2021
    NYC hospitals keep calling me like “Heyy you owe us like $11,000” and I’m just like “..... ok” lol
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Jul 12, 2023
    Can you tell him to stop? I took an edible ❤️‍🩹
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    Science girl
    @sciencegirl
    Jul 11, 2023
    The distinctive appearance of the Tibetan fox
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Sep 29, 2024
    One of my favorite pieces of insane movie trivia is that the jaw-snapping helmet in Saw was 100% real and actually functioned lmao
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Jul 4, 2024
    Finally. A calculator
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    Santiago
    @svpino
    Jul 3, 2024
    Apple will blow everyone out of the water.
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    MΛRC VIDΛL
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    MΛRC VIDΛL
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Oct 4, 2022
    Why would they give it a machete
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    canene
    @canneo2440917
    Oct 4, 2022
    Living plant controls a machete through an industrial robot arm
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    May 20, 2024
    At this point I would give up tbh
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Jun 25, 2024
    Every time he pops up on my timeline I think it’s Ariana Grande’s boyfriend
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    Daily Mail US
    @Daily_MailUS
    Jun 22, 2024
    Sag Harbor cop who didn't recognize Justin Timberlake during DWI arrest is unmasked as rookie Michael Arkinson... and he's been infuriating the Hamptons elite for months trib.al/phIuBIC
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    Claire Penis
    @ZeroSuitCamus
    Dec 22, 2023
    Their boss watching this tik tok from Tijuana and his heart just dropping lol
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    Seeking Derangements
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