Today dropping kid off at preschool, another teacher came up to me & said “you play poker right?”
“Yeah I used to”
“My cousin plays poker, maybe you know him.”
(Sighhhhh… every poker player can feel my pain here)
“Yeah maybe, whats his name?”
“Phil Ivey”
#everheardofhim
It takes a special kind of brainwashing to have the country fall to pieces in every area during Republican rule and somehow blame it on the democrats. Truly truly special.
Welcome to the world, Felix Forster Selbst. We can’t believe he’s here already and how happy he’s made us in less than a day. Can’t wait to watch him grow into a beautiful, strong, and sensitive man. #onemorefortheresistance#keepingmytwitteronbrand
I'm parting ways with PokerStars and moving on from poker in general. It's been the most amazing decade of my life. Thank you all for being a part of it. My full post is over on my facebook page, here. facebook.com/VSelbst/posts/…
I don’t even check crypto prices anymore, I just text old friends and ask what they’re up to and when they say “playing poker” I know things have taken a turn for the worse.
I know it’s an emotional situation but you can’t be “100% sure” of being cheated when
1) many smart people don’t get that impression
2) this would be the worst spot for her to pick to cheat
3) ppl make insanely bad plays all the time
Time for some Bayesian updating sir
Number of angry replies telling me how stupid I am and Trump will win in a landslide: many
Number of bets booked so far: 0
It’s almost like you Magats just spout bullshit nonstop like dear leader. Almost like that.
Spent my early morning post-feeding sleeplessness learning about @AndrewYangVFA and his platform. Sensible positions based on a realistic understanding of the problems we face today. Coupled with actual, pragmatic proposed solutions. I’m incredibly impressed. (Thanks Felix)
Cue all the wizards saying how easy of a fold it is with KQ… meanwhile when Serock shows up with T9s/T8s/random flush draws @krissyb24poker folds him off his equity and then she’s a genius obviously.
GG Kristen hell of a run and really fun to watch.
This is a terrifying story about a citizen being singled out by CBP for his vocal opposition to this administration. This is the kind of shit that ISN’T supposed to happen in free societies. This is the shit that scares me most, and it should scare you too.
@sarahkendzior
We talked to the Apple employee who says CBP detained him and tried to search his phone and laptop: 'The most invasive search the government could possibly do' businessinsider.com/andreas-gal-ac…
I’m not wearing a mask anymore in most places but I think this is a pretty shit take. If people feel more comfortable with that, is that really so bad? Is wearing a mask really *that* oppressive to you?
I’m heading out to #WSOP for this weekend and then the main. In honor of the monsters in our gov’t, I will do a matching campaign for 50% of my WSOP profits to groups that support immigrant communities like @MaketheRoadNY. Pls join in pledging what you can at this critical time.
Flatted AK yesterday and folded to a 6BB raise on AQ3r flop
Flatted AQ and folded to 22BB shove next level
Both felt so fucking good
Maybe we really are the same person
