boto (@TsarinaBomba) / X

boto

1,171 posts

boto

@TsarinaBomba

young American

NYC

Joined March 2019

boto
@TsarinaBomba
Dec 19, 2024
I really don’t see the problem here. You traded United States dollars for hawk tuah coin. She got yo ass fair and square
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
Dec 19, 2024
Haliey Welch, aka Hawk Tuah Girl, has now been gone for 2 weeks and hasn’t dropped any episodes of her Talk Tuah podcast since “going to sleep” after rug-pulling millions in a memecoin 😭
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Jun 13, 2025
Intern brought in donuts on a Friday. People think that stuff is cringe but it’s not. I’m eating a Boston cream and the kid’s getting a return offer
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Aug 23, 2025
All nicotine products in Norway have to use the same standardized packaging
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Jul 10, 2025
The meatpacking district? You mean my apartment?
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Feb 8, 2025
I made this bed when I was bored one day when I was like 20. I borrowed my neighbor’s flamethrower to char the wood a little. Turned out pretty good
boto
@TsarinaBomba
May 11, 2025
Girls will laugh at your white shower curtain that was $9.99 at target and then you go over to their place and they have the white-with-polka-dots shower curtain that was $12.99 at target
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Jun 11, 2025
Going on a date. Year two without a girlfriend and day two off antidepressants. One way or another I’m spending the rest of my life with this girl.
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Jul 12, 2025
I was really going through it back then
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Mar 29, 2025
Not a big deal but putting money in your 401k just feels kinda dorky. Like bro why are you taking money from your 25 year old self and giving it to your 65 year old self? Like I said not a big deal
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Apr 16, 2025
Used to be a fella could walk into the barbershop and say “short on the sides, little longer up top”, but nowadays they make you bring a photograph of another bloke you got the hots for.
boto
@TsarinaBomba
May 14, 2025
[horniest I’ve ever been in my entire life] damn that’s crazy. You said it’s called the calm app?
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Feb 8, 2025
Books literally saved my life. I don’t know where I’d be without them. Fitzgerald, Dostoyevsky, Fitzgerald… I could go on. If you are a single woman living in the New York City area
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Jun 12, 2025
“I love you too” is one of the worst phrases. Reciprocity cheapens its meaning. An admission of love should be immaculate conception, born of nothing. I love you. Don’t say it back
boto
@TsarinaBomba
Aug 13, 2025
buddy do I look like I have a fuckin gin preference