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Sean Tejaratchi
@ShittingtonUK
Every moment you spend hating is like a precious jewel you steal from yourself.
Los Angeles, CA
liartownusa.com
Joined November 2010
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    Sean Tejaratchi
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    Apr 23, 2014
    Satire should always punch up. Ideally, this will let the dumbest ideas of all rise to power, where they can finally be ridiculed.
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    Sean Tejaratchi
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    Nov 21, 2012
    "Aaand the blonde lady's comforting herself with her fingers, bein' her own husband for a spell."—Old prospector narrates porn for the blind
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Dec 30, 2012
    heyyy I will photoshop your dog into the WWII photo of your choice only $30 great gift for history buffs/pet lovers
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Mar 23, 2013
    Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers.
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Nov 22, 2013
    I’m old enough to remember when gossip mags gave a damn
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Jan 9, 2013
    He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.—Dog obituary
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Aug 18, 2012
    Mmm… Hey girl, did it burned when you hurt from heaven some toast befcausa ithink im; having a stoke
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    May 11, 2014
    This one scared the hell out of me.
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    May 23, 2014
    Found some old books at my mom's house. For most of the 70s she was OBSESSED with woodcarving. liartownusa.tumblr.com/tagged/CussinB…
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    May 14, 2014
    Heyyy do you like great food? Does your family! Its Apple CAbin! Where flavor + savings work at the same job together
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Feb 4, 2013
    Native Americans didn't have toilets. They'd go out hunting or fishing and they'd…they'd just shit all over this great land we call America.
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Nov 1, 2013
    My woman has the moonsickness.
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Oct 9, 2013
    It's weird how no one ever talks about this.
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    Sean Tejaratchi
    @ShittingtonUK
    Jul 6, 2013
    Q: How many internet teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: FUKK U LOL TROLLED U LOL U MAD YEA U MAD LOLOLOLOL
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