the only pain and heartache I've gotten from a muslim is once I saw a really really pretty girl and I couldn't compliment her because she was too far away
"Autistic person passionately rambling about and explaining their special interests and hyperfixations" / "Person who loves to watch 4 hour long video essays and listen to podcasts" is potentially one of the greatest matches made on earth, as someone who is usually both
"Change...... Change..... SIR could you take your CHANGE"
"Yeah.... change...." [walks out without taking the change]
"God I fucking hate working here..." [stuffs change in pocket]
Bro's mindset really be the same as: "Stole a woman's panties so that she doesn't need to hide her crotch anymore. I freed her and now have a sick ninja mask."
TFW the girl who literally sits IN FRONT OF YOU keeps yelling at you to "stop staring/looking at her".
Like girl??? Ask for a new seat with the teacher if you need to be in the back of the room.
