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🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢
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🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢
@DragonflyJonez
You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.
40 ounces to freedom
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Apr 8, 2025
    My old ass has no idea how to maneuver this Discord shit but the Jenkins and Jonez Discord is here. Subscribe to our Patreon to join Patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez
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    @JenkinsAndJonez
    Apr 8, 2025
    For everyone who's been asking us for years to create a Discord--we did!! It's available to subscribers on the Patreon, just went live a few minutes ago :) patreon.com/c/JenkinsAndJo…
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Jul 19, 2021
    I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose
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    Jul 17, 2021
    my brain refuses to believe there are four ppl in this picture
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Apr 4, 2019
    I don't think there's any animal on the planet that a housecat won't slap the shit out of
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Dec 20, 2019
    I remember in college this shit happened in my physics class and the teacher got emotional and said we didn't fail the test - she failed us. She went back over everything and then a ton of ppl got A's and B's. I still got like a 63 on that mufucka but you can't save everybody
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    Hollywood Nook 🧪
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    Dec 19, 2019
    Teacher: the highest test score was a 47 Class:
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Dec 23, 2024
    Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture
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    Jul 26, 2019
    Why was this technology abandoned
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Feb 16, 2023
    This the type of shit Crash Bandicoot would do when you didn't move the controller for 2 minutes
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    JM 🦅
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    Feb 16, 2023
    can beyonce do this? oh okay
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    Feb 10, 2025
    I have never seen a more “I have a white wife” face in all my years
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    Feb 10, 2025
    Kendrick was wack
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    Feb 16, 2025
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    Neurofluoresce 🇮🇱🇺🇲🦎📟
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    Feb 14, 2025
    "I lost 70 family members in gaza" no one fucking has that many family members to lose, what the fuck. LOL. Who believes this shit???
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Nov 28, 2020
    High school is really a bizarre experience in retrospect. Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda and then would learn about the Pythagorean theorem, read Robert Frost and then go run a mile all in a span of 3 hours.
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    Feb 12, 2020
    Fair.
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    The Mirror
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    Feb 12, 2020
    Woman eats pasta with gravy, now people want her banned from Italy mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Sep 6, 2021
    If you ever get in an accident you can hit this to rewind time so you can avoid it. Lots of ppl don't know this.
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    BIG milk, not the little one
    @msbigmilk
    Sep 5, 2021
    i have a question. what does this setting mean?
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Aug 13, 2022
    So glad OG got to have this moment. I know that shit been festering since 1957.
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    @DragonflyJonez
    Oct 10, 2020
    People who get milkshakes instead of a drink when they get a fast food meal are wild as hell to me. How the hell you gonna eat a burger and fries and then quench your thirst with ice cream
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