Benji (@ColoBenji) / X

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Sep 10, 2023

I know this probably isn’t the case and they just closed stuff for filming, but I love how all footage of Dubai I’ve ever seen looks like a major US city in scale and there are a total of 2 people walking around at any given time

Benji

@ColoBenji

May 7, 2024

Replying to @Gritty20202

“I saw it and I screamed loudly for teacher to give it to me, so it’s mine now” but as an ideology

Benji

@ColoBenji

Feb 11, 2024

Replying to @alyssakeiko

They’re racist and they get to exercise their racism in a way that isn’t explicitly calling them subhuman cuz it might get caught on video. They know what they’re doing is bigoted and evil, but they hate brown people so they power through

Benji

@ColoBenji

Dec 22, 2024

Replying to @laurenancona

My soul doesn’t die, it just notices that it’s not safe to be truly shared with that person. Which is ultimately why I broke up with them

Benji

@ColoBenji

Nov 1, 2024

Replying to @Shadoo_creeture

Denver zoo is amazing to visit and they do really good conservation work! Source: Denver native that’s been going there my whole life!

Benji

@ColoBenji

Jan 7, 2024

Replying to @epistemophagy and @Liv_Agar

Me every morning

Benji

@ColoBenji

Oct 15, 2024

Replying to @ConorShack

Sure love when people decide they hate me for reasons I literally cannot see, like me judging you for not having an ounce of empathy based on one dickhead comment

Benji

@ColoBenji

Dec 21, 2024

Replying to @melnickjeffrey1

Corporate Dems would rather fully destroy their party than see it fall into the hands of The Left. That’s all

Benji

@ColoBenji

Oct 26, 2023

Replying to @OnlyAWorldAway

My favorite tactic when fighting against someone is to give them all my weapons and immediately surrender, works every time!

Benji

@ColoBenji

Feb 11, 2024

Replying to @nellbsalzman

An absolutely perfect example of systemic racism

Benji

@ColoBenji

Jan 16, 2024

Replying to @gayest_tone

This is so true it’s insane to me. These idiots have all the money and resources in the fkn world, effectively infinite, and they can’t hire a single competent gen Z to make their social media content

Benji

@ColoBenji

Sep 27, 2023

We love posting about how our parents’ love is conditional on the internet

Benji

@ColoBenji

Nov 16, 2024

Replying to @equine__dentist

That’s a ‘yay’ from me dawg

Benji

@ColoBenji

Oct 16, 2024

Replying to @keithdorejel

Nah, sacrificial lambs are a hallmark of capitalism. The ruling class gives one of their own up every once in a while so people get distracted by that and start thinking accountability is a real thing. Don’t be fooled!