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Chris Bakke
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Meandering. Founder with exits to @X @Indeed @Zillow
Alamo, CA
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    Chris Bakke
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    Jun 12
    Wow this SpaceX company is legit. They even got the CEO of Tesla to show up to their bell ringing
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    Chris Bakke
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    Chris Bakke
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    Oct 5, 2023
    David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist
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    Chris Bakke
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    May 20, 2025
    My barber just offered me a $1 haircut if I tipped him $50.
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    NewsWire
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    May 20, 2025
    100-0, U.S. Senate passes No Tax on Tips Act
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    Chris Bakke
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    Jan 28, 2023
    All I ask is for one city in Europe to look like this. Just one!
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    Coby
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    Jan 26, 2023
    All I ask is for one city in the US to look like this. Just one!
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    Chris Bakke
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    Dec 12, 2024
    I’m so glad that I made the right financial decision in 2018 and ditched my $89/mo cable package so that I can now pay $83/mo for YouTube TV, $23/mo for Netflix, $16/mo for Disney+, $13/mo for Paramount, $15/mo for Prime, $10/mo for AppleTV, and $21/mo for HBO
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    Chris Bakke
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    Oct 11, 2024
    Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock
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    Whole Mars Catalog
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    Whole Mars Catalog
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    Chris Bakke
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    Aug 2, 2023
    My accountant just opened his "laptop" to do my taxes. I am going to prison.
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    Chris Bakke
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    Aug 30, 2022
    This guy wins at Linkedin
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    Chris Bakke
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    Jan 21, 2025
    “No, babe. I didn’t! It was a bad angle. You can see right here my eyes were looking across the row. Yeah - see. Well, if you zoom in…. Yeah here you can see it better.”
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    Chris Bakke
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    Jan 11, 2023
    Starting a new company. It's called "Cable." We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them. Raising $750m at a $10b valuation.
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    Chris Bakke
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    Jun 10, 2025
    Honestly kudos to Apple for keeping their DEI promises well into 2025 and employing a 100% blind design team
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    Chris Bakke
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    Dec 17, 2023
    I just bought a 2024 Chevy Tahoe for $1.
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    Chris Bakke
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    Sep 10, 2024
    The CEO of Sony learning that Airpods have once again outsold the new and improved Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520's for the 15th consecutive quarter
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