this is for my 6 year old daughter wherever she may be

Proof sequels don’t work

the really glaring failure in baldur’s gate 3 i keep coming back to is the lack of a Chao Garden

two options & i’m open to either:

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

first contact part 1

(to be continued)

Left on the altar

current favorite flash fiction humorist is this guy who goes into random subreddits & does these horrible posts about being a 76 year old vietnam veteran who shits himself. Theres something foul leaking out of that boy, i dont want nothing to do with it

deltarune food poisoning cafe might be the media event of 2026

they were charging people 8 canadian dollars for blue powerade in a solo cup and the cup wasnt even full

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the board

they told me they had a "lived experience" subcommittee but it was just the torture kids' parents. tf.