oh 😮! you fed me a startleberry !

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?
using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap
Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹
Skiing Joker
sorry, i can't come my clothes look fcking stupid on me
see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
from left to right: noob - leet - hacker hat progression
image i am in love with
this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...
wtf were you gonna say
Please respect my privacy
my deepest apologies
I forgive you
Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus
all my witchy people know what i’m talking about
(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.




