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@umiooms

life is strange, jjk, overwatch
knee high converse enthusiast
i like music a lot
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I needed Choso comforting Yuji after they both lost their respective situationships.

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note: unless stated otherwise, all these fics contain smut. I’ll update this list as I post more fics

oneshots (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

ACTUALLY ROMANTIC! - February 14th- Valentine’s Day. In other words, a day for romance, love, and chocolate- or, in other words, a day for the JJK men to show you just how much they care. Everything from breakfast in bed, to cards, to dinner and a new dress. Oh, and did I forget to mention the sex? 

miniseries (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

cowboy!choso
2000’s loser!bf Choso

like a virgin - Choso really doesn’t understand why everybody- including you, his sweet girlfriend- is so excited about the school dance. He’s determined to invite you anyway, even when you appear to not get the hint. Multiple times. And another thing- he’s kind of a virgin. And you’re set on making sure, by the end of the evening, he isn’t!

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synopsis: streamer!choso has a pervy crush on his dorm neighbor: the schools sweetheart!reader

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summer felt wrong without you.

he tried to ignore the silence of being in his room instead of the dormitories--really, he did. he did so much as to fill his schedule with games, streams, scrolling through reels, anything to keep his mind from wandering where he know it shouldn't but damnit, he missed his next-door neighbor dearly 

it wasn’t like the two of you were friends—no he didn’t miss you like that, he missed seeing you in that skimpy little school uniform just a few rows ahead of him, flashing that beautiful smile of yours as you laughed with shoko when you got confused, your skirt riding up those pretty soft thighs when you shifted in your seat, the shimmery pink of your lips and god how pretty you looked when you applied your gloss.  

and he knew you were out of his league by miles and miles so he shouldn't bother noticing things like that

but what he missed most wasn't even class

it was living next to you in the dorms

seeing you rush into the hallway to grab some water in nothing but your short little sleep shorts and a white tank top that showed your pretty perked nipples through it—god he hated himself for it, he really did! he didn’t ever want to make you uncomfortable because he really did care for you! 

and he hated this part of himself

you trusted the space you were in, comfortable and safe

and here he was, memorizing, watching, listening to things he had no right to.

he'd run his hand down his face trying to force his mind to anywhere but you but--it never really stuck

he doesn’t know when it started, whether it was when you first talked to him in class with the same warm smile you wore for everyone else—or if it was that night

the one he should've forgotten about but god it was all he could think about

he had been up late cramming for a physics project, papers scattered everywhere the only sounds that late usually were his notebook pages flipping and the occasional frustrated groan until he heard it--

soft broken breaths muffled through the wall

he told himself he was hearing things until it got louder, needier

"...shit," he breathed out staring at the wall--your shared wall

he should've put headphones on, went to bed, anything! but instead he crawled into his bed with his ear against the wall you two shared--his heart pounding with every small sound that so barely slipped through

god, he imagined what you looked like trying to chase that high all by yourself when he knows he could make you feel so good 

how pretty you probably looked with your desperate fingers fucking in and out of you, your other hand probably squeezing your tits, pinching at your sensitive peaks desperately, chasing a wave of pleasure he knows he could so easily give you 

he pictured you with your lacy bra just barely pulled to the side with pathetic tears streaming down your face, riding into your own hand with your thong just pushed to the side 

fuck. 

he shouldn't be thinking about you like this

you--who smiled at him in class, treated him like everyone else, who made him feel seen, who had no idea what was running through his head right now

a desperate whine came from your side and his room suddenly felt too small, too hot

"m'sorry" he said breathlessly into the air as he tugged his boxers down, almost tripping over himself as he eagerly ran to his bed, laying with his ear practically glued to the wall to hear as much of you as he could, wrapping around himself slowly 

another muffled whine came from your room and he couldn’t hold back anymore 

his head tipped back against his pillow while his hand fisted around his straining cock, pumping himself teasingly, rubbing his puffed tip smearing pre all over his pretty pink tip, already dripping all over his abdomen 

ahh-ahh fuck—m'sorry y/n--m'sorry!”  

tears streaming down his face as he pushed himself through it, listening to your voice through the walls--he looked a pathetic beautiful mess

f-fuck pl-pleasee—” he whined into his quiet room, a choked cry following. his brain felt like it was short-circuiting and the only image it could think of is the one he was hoping to one day be on top of one day 

and that was the night it started

the night he stopped trying to pretend he didn't need you

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now he may have felt like a pervert, but you weren’t much better over the summer

the day you found his livestream you clicked on it immediately without thinking, sure you'd seen him in class with those sexy nerdy fucking glasses, and the way his plaid pants hung a little too low when he lounged around the common room

you wanted to get to know him, he was your neighbor after all, so you figured maybe this way you could get to know some of his interests, or more of who he really was, not that quiet boy in the back of class who had a clear strain in his pants every time you even looked his way, not that you minded, you found it adorable

so you spent the summer watching his streams and everyday you watched you felt yourself wanting to know him more, to talk to him, to have him. so when school rolled back around you wasted no time, he would be yours in at least some way this year, because god knows you were tired of watching girls thirst over him in his comments, and of trying to reach your peak with your pathetic toy: he'd do much better

you hadn't meant for it to get this bad--but you weren't really complaining

what started as pure curiosity at the beginning of summer turned into something you couldn't stop--an addiction

because choso was nothing like what you expected

sure you knew he was quieter, yeah and a little awkward at times, but there was something else too. the way he focused and furrowed his brows with that stupid eyebrow piercing he gave himself, how he mumbled to himself as he played talking the viewers through his gameplay--and god was it attractive

you told yourself it was harmless at first--background noise while you kept yourself busy to get to make a new friend! but instead it felt like you were watching him.

you started paying attention to the little things

the way his glasses slipped down his nose when he leaned in to focus, the way his voice dipped slightly when he got tired, and how his shirt rode up just enough when he stretched to cover what you wanted to see most

and you realized it had become a problem when you noticed the comments

something you didn't expect to bother you

it wasn't like you knew him or had any right to be jealous, but you couldn't help but roll your eyes at the comments pointing out things you had already noticed

"he's so cute"

"is he single???"

"say my name on streammm"

all of them fucking annoying--they didn't know him like you did

even if your definition of knowing him wass just watching him on stream night after night, or talking to him briefly in class, or seeing him walk into his dorm late at night

it still felt like something to you

so by the time summer ended you weren't just curious anymore

you were set on it.

on him.

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"hey!!" shoko chased after you in the dorms "you ready for tonight? welcome back party at toru's place!" she wrapped her arms around you excitedly, but your arms were wandering, hoping the room arrangements would be the same as last year

"helllooo y/n c'mon what's up" she snapped in your face playfully with a laugh "seriously, you good? you seem like, dazed--are you high?" she whispered

"no-no no no sho! sorry i'm just trying to see the room arrangements but yes, party tonight got it!"

suguru was waiting across the hall with a cigarette resting between his lips glancing at shoko

"now i thinkkk you have someone waiting for you, maybe those frat hookups weren't nothing" you teased shoko and nudged her lightly with a laugh as she rolled her eyes and left you for suguru, which was perfectly fine with you because you had a gameplan for your first week: get to know choso!

now his gameplan was a littlee different, he had spent the last week of summer researching the best ways to please you, emotionally and physically, so he didn't disappoint you when he finally had the chance.

he paced around the dorms hoping they'd still be the same just to see you lounging around in the common room, in those baggy jeans that hugged your hips just right and that tight tank top that showed you off, fuck you were beautiful--and he couldn't take it! he rushed into his dorm room and slammed his door before you could've noticed the pink of his cheeks or the bulge in his pants, and that's when he heard a faint knock

"choso?" you called out softly from the other side of the door

fuck.

so sorry for the long hiatus i was in such a writing slump and got so caught up with life, this is my first time doing anything 18+ so pleaseee be easy on me LOL but leave tips if you have any MWAH <3

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Haven't posted in months, but here's the mechanic Toji I spent forever on.

I don't typically post on tumblr so if you'd like to see updates and more drawings, follow my TikTok _moonlightengel_

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KEEPING RHYTHM ! ☆ 12. caffeine deficiency ⤷ choso kamo x fem!reader

chapter 11 masterlist chapter 13

syn. you've had a crush on your big brother's friend and bandmate, choso, since you became best friends with his little brother, yuuji (totally not because his brother's hot. whaaaat who even said that?) in middle school. now, you're all in college, and your feelings have done nothing but grow. you want to confess, but your only barrier is the looming question; does he feel the same way, or is he just being nice because he sees you as a little sister? oh, and even if he does, how would your tremendously protective older brother feel about his baby sister getting with his friend?

cw/tags. rockstar!drummer!stoner!choso x gojo's little sister! reader, college au, 5 yr age gap between cho and reader, 1st+2nd yrs aged up to be college age, mental health/depression, drug usage/addiction (+rehabilitation!!!) gojo is veryyy overprotective of reader, dirty/suggestive humour, kys jokes, implied smut/sex (no written sex scenes). fanart in banner drawn by me!!!

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING

MEEE

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CLUBBING TOPS! - yeah this bitch goes partying EVERY weekend. also most weekdays bc sjap yn has a high alcohol tolerance. alcohol poisoning? never heard of her. these tops do it every. single. time. without fail. she wears any one of these slutty tops and she’s going home with a man. this girl has a mission! (and no it’s not to sleep with every dj that plays ayesha erotica for her. looks at megumi) don’t be fooled though she’s always down to share her clothes with maki or nobara bc she’s a girls girl (not rlly but she just loves her friends so much) she once caught panda trying to put her tank studio top one once and LOST IT. she started screaming at him that he already stretched it and he needs to buy her a new one… whole time the material was just stretchy she just wanted another one in a different colour (bc why would she pay $120 for a top when panda can!)

ACCESSORIES! - yn is a silver girl BY FAR. you’ll always catch her leaving with one if not all of these. she basically lives in hoops. showers in them, sleeps in them (i know that back piece is smells NASTY) she lives off the quote “the bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe”. MARC JACOBS FRIENDSHIP NECKLACE!!!! (yes i might’ve based this off me and my bff irl ok burn me) she has one on but the real question is who has the other? hint starts with p and ends in anda. but don’t be silly there’s no duos or trios cough yes cough in the group. they all have matching necklaces for eachother bc they couldn’t find a 4 friendship way necklace laugh out loud. she just prefers the marc jacobs one bc it makes her feel superior. CLIPS!!!!! yes she’s a sucker for cute hair clips arrest her. you will never see her with flyaways nah uh.

WHATS IN HER BAG! - her most prized possession… miss miu miu… she got it from the group for her 19th birthday (yes they all were broke afterwards and dine and dashed dinner but hey! can u blame them, that shit is expensive) and in so called expensive bag is ALWAYS a sonny angel. yes he does bring her good luck. the only time she forgot to put a sonny angel in her bag was when she got harassed via imsg.. sound familiar? this bitch vlogs EVERY MOMENT of her life. she has a secret youtube account where she posts her cute little city vlogs of her and her friends. she doesn’t expect it to go viral but it does shortly after she debuted man eater. one time she was at dinner and forgot her handy cam so she called her friend at home to come pick her up, drop her at home to grab her handy cam and then drop her back to dinner which she arrived shortly after her food did (wdym this isn’t a personal experience… heh… i lied sorry bff) and lastly her infamous pink hello kitty lighter. for blunts. and cigarettes occasionally. but mainly blunts.

TEES! - these are just some of the tops she would wear on air. the listeners can’t see her anyways but she loves to dress cute because it makes her feel good doing so. she was always so expressive via fashion because it’s illegal to kill somebody you hate crowd boos

BOTTOMS! - yeah so this bitch basically lives in mini skirts and booty shorts. no mind that her ass is out she refuses to wear pants. on the rare occasion she DOES wear pants it’s usually just bootcut jeans that flare at the end because it makes her ass look good.

OUTERWEAR! - she loooveesssss her jackets like she adores them. cold? putting on a jacket. being harassed? putting on a jacket legs are freezing due to said mini skirt? putting on a jacket. such a multi use piece of clothing! also comes in handy to choke out roommates when they eat your leftovers from the night before! oops!

SHOES! - this girl only wears two types of shoes. heels or knee high boots. nevermind that we are going to the beach she WILL pull up with kitten heels. but who needs the beach when clubbing is just as fun right? she does everything in heels. cook, work, griddy, kick a guy in the dick for groping her? you name it. put this bitch in 5 inch stilettos and she would still would NOT falter once not even stumble. she is a pro and actually needs to be considered for the olympics because that footwork technique is impeccable.

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. ۫ ꣑ৎ hbasdevotion’s masterlist ۫ ꣑ৎ .

.✦ ݁˖ newest works .✦ ݁˖

☆ = smut/MDNI. | ♡ = fluff / angst.

Kento nanami

Gojo satoru

Toji fushiguro

choso kamo

yuji itadori

hiromi higuruma ☆/♡

Suguru geto

more to come…

© 2026. all work belongs to @hbasdevotion. please do not plagiarize, copy, nor plug into AI.

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JJK SMAU COMPILATION 3
crossposted from tiktok @wast3land.baby
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this site is actually insane and so amazing for anyone who reads historical cnovels and wants to understand historical context

you can find things like:

* this map of chang'an when it was the capital of the tang dynasty

or

* this reference on the various measurements and units, their conversions to more widely known western units, and their regional/dynastic variations

or

* this list of sayings related to marriage

etc etc etc

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

gosh this is sensory heaven I just had to reblog it

Here is a website that is just gifs of rotating sandwiches, there are many kinds of sandwiches to see spin slowly!