Sometimes... men get pegged

mwah is a very important word

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

good morning.. let’s all go back to bed

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Finally get to watch sinners for the first time!

Oh y'all were not lying that was a MOVIE movie

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

DO IT FOR HER

(her being you )

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

hey u missed ur shift on tumblr.com why aren’t u reblogging