The Common Chick

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

hes waiting by the microwave

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

Calling the latest round of bots "pornbots" is giving them more credit than they deserve tbh.... most of their blogs are empty. no boobs. no ass

anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

Good take as always

best fight scene in movie history

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

Not sure this one is a good idea lads