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one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

wait. dybbuk fedri fic

oh except im not gonna write rpf death cause thats ayin hara as hell. hmmm

crackfic where instead of betrothing their children they betroth these cool cats

i have to clean and pack my whole room right now but my brain doesn’t work which is why it got messy in the first place. you see the problem

its WAY worse than i realized. i thought it was mostly dirty laundry and that once i collected that it would be fine. i was wrong

oh i forgot to update about this. it took around two days longer than expected (including sleep, eating, and rest time) but i did it!!

wait. dybbuk fedri fic

oh except im not gonna write rpf death cause thats ayin hara as hell. hmmm

sports rpf is just “and they were chevrusas” for goyim

hear me out. in both cases it’s “two men form a very close homoerotic working relationship and friendship in a setting where being openly gay is not acceptable but being extremely close with another man is. will they? won’t they? have they?”

shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob

okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are

catgirl whos an atheist but she was raised jellicle so she still celebrates the jellicle ball every year with her family

agnostic catgirl says no one can truly know whether the heavyside lair exist or not

tradjell convert realizes that old deuteronomy's power is actually absolute

yes next question

unironically like five minutes after posting this i thought "this is princess carolyn"

hold on let me go ask him

okay you're not gonna believe this i went to check but uh. macavity isn't there

I like it in the bunker :D

anyone want to give me two million dollars for absolutely nothing in return

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

actually pheromone sensing works differently from normal olfaction, since humans in our world don’t have a functioning vomeronasal organ (VNO), we don’t have any data on how covid-19 would affect a functioning VNO in omegaverse AUs

Actually there is evidence that covid probably would affect the VNO and it stands to reason would accordingly impair its function. Briefly:

In conclusion the omegaverse economy IS in shambles.

OP this is very well-written but im still hung up on how you came onstage dressed as a clown only to tear off the costume and reveal yourself as a biologist