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A girl of about 6 or 7 was babbling nonsense words at her mom and I thought to myself 'she should be able to form real words and sentences by this age' but then the mom responded in kind and I realized 'oh wait, they're speaking french'.
To be fair, my 6yo frequently babbles nonsense. Not because she’s French, but because she’s a goofball
Reblogged archidendron
Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...
I think more like, someone was bored out of their mind at a family gathering, was looking at their phone, and thought, “I should post this funny thought I had just now so I don’t forget.”
Also, I had to read it at least 3 times before I understood
Reblogged iamoutofideas
Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.
- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"
Someone needs to train ChatGPT on things like this
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Anonymous asked:
a rude customer today, verbatim: “my time is really valuable so you’ve already cost me like $1000.”
the customer was making a big stink about a $6 mason jar set she was returning. (No, we can’t replace it because we’re out of stock. We can refund it though. No, we can’t refund it to her card because the original payment was made with a gift card. We can refund it as a gift card though. You can use the gift card to buy a new one. Yes, we understand you’re so mad you’re never going to be shopping here again. We will still have to process the refund as a gift card. No, the store director is not in, so the manager she is already talking to will have to do.) Ma’am if this interaction is really costing you $1000 in lost time I think that’s because of choices you’ve made yourself.
Posted by admin Rodney
“My time isn’t valuable at all, I get paid $12/hr! I have all the time in the world! Sucks to be you tho 😭”
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me if I was an archeologist working on the Tumulus of Bougon: we gotta get the hell out of here. yeah. I’m sorry. excavation canceled.
why are all the movies about cursed tombs about cursed tombs in Egypt (I know why, colonialism) when the shit they found in Western European tombs was profoundly more disturbing and inexplicable
sick as fuck to put that old woman in there with the skeletons
wait I think they meant the skeletal remains of an old woman and not an old woman and Neolithic skeletal remains
Love the idea of the old woman still being an old woman all this time later
She was young when they buried her
Reblogged important-animal-images
Both the crime AND the criminal
Reblogged derinthescarletpescatarian
too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night
tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service
customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten
I’d be more distrustful of someone whose Customer Voice is just their natural personality
Reblogged warakami
O F F I C E 💾
Poor guy having to work late on a Friday-JESUS why is there a panther in the window??
Reblogged houseofcatwic
only-cat-memes
“Egads!”
Reblogged axoloteel
i fuck with this heavily
I just finished organizing my box of houses, and then it fell off the shelf and spilled all over the floor
