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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
update: daughter
there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like
if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever
no. begone
They truly are awful. I have to show you (/gen) the strangest one that I have seen.
Would you like Emperor Nero to help you figure out how to visit the Colosseum and the Roman Forum? Probably not, but here he is.
"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!
Corpse
boiling an egg is so scary you don't know what's happening in there. it could be hard boiled it could be soft boiled it could be not ready yet but unless you time it perfectly you won't know until you commit to cracking it open. and then you can't go back. you've committed. and buddy i've committed to some eggs i did not want to eat.
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
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February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here
Guys its the end of the list D:
The last Thursday the 20th
Here are the next 6 years!
May 2021
January 2022
October 2022
April 2023
July 2023
June 2024
February 2025
March 2025
November 2025
August 2026
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
If you want the NEXT next 6 years its gonna be:
May 2027
January 2028
April 2028
July 2028
September 2029
December 2029
June 2030
February 2031
March 2031
November 2031
May 2032
I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!
then it's worthless to me
Controversial take but I think we more often need to accept that sometimes it’s not personal, but that a person still doesn’t fuck with us. They don’t want a relationship with us, they don’t wanna be our friend. We’re not their type for whatever reason. They don’t hate us but they aren’t interested in building something with us in any capacity. It’s not that they have a lot going on, it’s not that they can’t receive love, it’s not what a lot of people concoct just not to deal with the sting of rejection. Sometimes we’re just not somebody’s type. And that’s okay and we don’t have to curl up in fetal position in a corner about it. We will not be the type of every person we encounter and that is natural and nothing to lose sleep over
babygirl you’re not hard to love he’s just a lil bitch
This will sound biased because I am a girl with freckles everywhere, I think it’s very important to appreciate girls with freckles everywhere. She’s got cute little dots all over her body how could you not love that
Okay, cryptkeepers, let's do a super well-planned demographic survey.
Six thousand? Already like 4x as many people as on polls that matter, but we can do better!
Dang it Beans you get back here and say that out loud!!!
