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My hate for the military vs my love for the π«‘ emoji
beavis is going into anaphylactic shock & butthead is frantically driving him in the car & beavis sticks his head out the window & gets decapitated
The first time I took acid my friend and I were trying to make a ranked list of different divination methods and number one on the list was βyou already know the informationβ
kris was so sleep-deprived this chapter
it's kinda embarrassing when you have a fetish that has the most obvious crystal clear psychosexual explanation like okay you didn't even try with that one...
iβm so pro-choice that when iβm attracted to a man i donβt want his babies i want his abortions
iβd love to abort that thang (flirting)
Fool me once I kill myself on the spot
Canβt get this on any other social media

