𝓖𝒐𝒐𝒏

── ˖ ࣪૮₍ 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ₎ა ˙˖

ᘛ ꒰ 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𑁤

nerdjo and his crybaby girlfriend ♡

You've cried in front of Gojo Satoru exactly eleven times. He keeps count. He'll actually say it out loud, mid-argument, like it's evidence in a trial only he's allowed to preside over — "this makes eleven, for the record" — and somehow that's worse than if he'd just let you have the moment.

Right now is going to be twelve.

──── 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐘

୧ ‧₊˚ 𝓡.𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 and his exhausted wife ໒꒱ ₊˚

The morning had started beautifully, which should have been your first warning.

Birdsong, cool air drifting through the screens, the smell of rice porridge from the kitchen— all of it unbearably peaceful for a compound that housed the King of Curses and his apparently boundless appetite for chaos. You had allowed yourself, foolishly, to feel something close to optimism. You had even smiled into your tea. A mistake. A profound, rookie mistake, and you had been married to Ryomen Sukuna for three years, so you genuinely had no excuse.

──── 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋!

oh! forgive me lord! oh i'm a good girl ♡ run rabbit! run rabid ♡

content warning :: MDNI, smut, unprotected sex, dubcon (initiation while reader is asleep/semi-conscious, but she is into it when she wakes up), somno, stalking, breaking and entering, obsessive & possessive behavior, yandere themes (both parties), unhealthy relationship dynamics, theft of personal items, not beta read. art by @/thatsallitchief

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The breakup was his idea. That's the part that kills you most.

Not that you didn't see it coming—you did, in the way you see storms gathering on a horizon you've been watching for too long. You had felt it in the spaces between his words, in the weight of his silences, in how his hands had stopped reaching for you in his sleep.

─── 𑣲⋆ TWENTY WAYS to make a nerd yours ⊹ ࣪ ˖

ᘛ ꒰ satoru gojo x reader | university au | fluff, crack-ish, mutual pining, 3.4k wc. no real warning, this is pure fluff. art by @/to00fu dividers by @uzmacchiato and @pixopix ྀིა

Gojo Satoru did not look like a nerd. That was the first thing you had to get past.

He was six-foot-three, white hair that looked like he'd bleached it out of spite, and a jawline that made underclassmen forget how to walk in straight lines. So the first time you sat next to him in Intro to Theoretical Physics and watched him correct the TA's derivation on the whiteboard— politely, cheerfully, in a way that made the TA visibly reconsider their choice of career— you assumed it was a fluke. A pretty boy who got lucky on one problem set.

It was not a fluke. It happened every single week.

── ˖ ࣪૮₍ 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ₎ა ˙˖

ᘛ ꒰ 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𑁤

nerdjo and his crybaby girlfriend ♡

You've cried in front of Gojo Satoru exactly eleven times. He keeps count. He'll actually say it out loud, mid-argument, like it's evidence in a trial only he's allowed to preside over — "this makes eleven, for the record" — and somehow that's worse than if he'd just let you have the moment.

Right now is going to be twelve.

── ˖ ࣪૮₍ 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ₎ა ˙˖

ᘛ ꒰ 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𑁤

nerdjo and his crybaby girlfriend ♡

You've cried in front of Gojo Satoru exactly eleven times. He keeps count. He'll actually say it out loud, mid-argument, like it's evidence in a trial only he's allowed to preside over — "this makes eleven, for the record" — and somehow that's worse than if he'd just let you have the moment.

Right now is going to be twelve.

── ˖ ࣪૮₍ 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ₎ა ˙˖

ᘛ ꒰ 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𑁤

nerdjo and his crybaby girlfriend ♡

You've cried in front of Gojo Satoru exactly eleven times. He keeps count. He'll actually say it out loud, mid-argument, like it's evidence in a trial only he's allowed to preside over — "this makes eleven, for the record" — and somehow that's worse than if he'd just let you have the moment.

Right now is going to be twelve.

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── ˖ ࣪૮₍ 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ₎ა ˙˖

ᘛ ꒰ 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝓖.𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐗 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𑁤

nerdjo and his crybaby girlfriend ♡

You've cried in front of Gojo Satoru exactly eleven times. He keeps count. He'll actually say it out loud, mid-argument, like it's evidence in a trial only he's allowed to preside over — "this makes eleven, for the record" — and somehow that's worse than if he'd just let you have the moment.

Right now is going to be twelve.

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