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does anyone have any tips for writing fic? i have a staticapple parasite in my brain trying to escape but every other fic i've tried to write always ends up unfinished. and then I go back and read it and i want to scratch my eyes out

I always script fics in my head first? Definitely read some examples similar to what you want to do. Don’t be too judgmental of yourself, get it down first, revise it later. You have to start somewhere. Personally, I usually rewrite it over and over in my head to the point of subconsciously acting it out, which I probably wouldn’t recommend. (you get weird looks in public) That’s all I got. Best of luck unto you.

ohhhhhh ok so the key to writing is maladaptive daydreaming !

all seriousness though TYSM :p

No problem, and yes, maladaptive daydreaming is the key =]

help

does anyone have any tips for writing fic? i have a staticapple parasite in my brain trying to escape but every other fic i've tried to write always ends up unfinished. and then I go back and read it and i want to scratch my eyes out

I always script fics in my head first? Definitely read some examples similar to what you want to do. Don’t be too judgmental of yourself, get it down first, revise it later. You have to start somewhere. Personally, I usually rewrite it over and over in my head to the point of subconsciously acting it out, which I probably wouldn’t recommend. (you get weird looks in public) That’s all I got. Best of luck unto you.

feast your eyes upon low poly grapes, friends

@alocalpizzadruid , @rocketwolf08 , @the-grassy-hill

My eyes have feasted.

Toby: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Claire: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Douxie: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Jim: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

THEY WILL FALL TO THEIR KNEES IN THE FACE OF MY SPONTANEOUS NOSE BOOPING!!! >:]]]

MY ARMY OF HIGHLY TRAINED OCTOPUSES WILL RAIN TERROR UPON ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY WRATH OF NOSE BOOPISM.

AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT I COULD STEAL A MOBILE AQUARIUM FROM A ZOO AND PUT EACH AND EVERY SQUID INSIDE WITH THE TOP TAKEN OFF, NOT ONLY ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE, BUT MAKING THEM EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY OCTOPUSES! NOSES: BOOPED!

OF COURSE. BUT MY OCTOPUSES, AS ALL OCTOPUSES ARE, ARE VENOMOUS. THE MOMENT YOUR SQUIDS MAKE CONTACT, THEY DRILL IN THEIR BEAKS AND PARALYZE EVERY SQUID. NOW DEFENSELESS, YOUR SQUIDS ARE AT THE MERCY OF MY NOSE BOOPING OCTOPUSES.

WELL I WILL!….UM!…I’LL GET MY SQUIDS TO!…….DANG IT!..MY NOSE WILL BE BOOPED …..

WELL LUCKILY FOR YOU-

I am a nice person. I permit you to boop my nose.

yayyyy :]]]]]]] booooopppppp

Thank you for engaging in a battle of boopism with me. Always a pleasure. :)

THEY WILL FALL TO THEIR KNEES IN THE FACE OF MY SPONTANEOUS NOSE BOOPING!!! >:]]]

MY ARMY OF HIGHLY TRAINED OCTOPUSES WILL RAIN TERROR UPON ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY WRATH OF NOSE BOOPISM.

AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT I COULD STEAL A MOBILE AQUARIUM FROM A ZOO AND PUT EACH AND EVERY SQUID INSIDE WITH THE TOP TAKEN OFF, NOT ONLY ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE, BUT MAKING THEM EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY OCTOPUSES! NOSES: BOOPED!

OF COURSE. BUT MY OCTOPUSES, AS ALL OCTOPUSES ARE, ARE VENOMOUS. THE MOMENT YOUR SQUIDS MAKE CONTACT, THEY DRILL IN THEIR BEAKS AND PARALYZE EVERY SQUID. NOW DEFENSELESS, YOUR SQUIDS ARE AT THE MERCY OF MY NOSE BOOPING OCTOPUSES.

WELL I WILL!….UM!…I’LL GET MY SQUIDS TO!…….DANG IT!..MY NOSE WILL BE BOOPED …..

WELL LUCKILY FOR YOU-

I am a nice person. I permit you to boop my nose.

THEY WILL FALL TO THEIR KNEES IN THE FACE OF MY SPONTANEOUS NOSE BOOPING!!! >:]]]

MY ARMY OF HIGHLY TRAINED OCTOPUSES WILL RAIN TERROR UPON ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY WRATH OF NOSE BOOPISM.

AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT I COULD STEAL A MOBILE AQUARIUM FROM A ZOO AND PUT EACH AND EVERY SQUID INSIDE WITH THE TOP TAKEN OFF, NOT ONLY ALLOWING THEM TO MOVE, BUT MAKING THEM EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR PUNY OCTOPUSES! NOSES: BOOPED!

OF COURSE. BUT MY OCTOPUSES, AS ALL OCTOPUSES ARE, ARE VENOMOUS. THE MOMENT YOUR SQUIDS MAKE CONTACT, THEY DRILL IN THEIR BEAKS AND PARALYZE EVERY SQUID. NOW DEFENSELESS, YOUR SQUIDS ARE AT THE MERCY OF MY NOSE BOOPING OCTOPUSES.

THEY WILL FALL TO THEIR KNEES IN THE FACE OF MY SPONTANEOUS NOSE BOOPING!!! >:]]]

MY ARMY OF HIGHLY TRAINED OCTOPUSES WILL RAIN TERROR UPON ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY WRATH OF NOSE BOOPISM.

AH, BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SQUID! AS YOU KNOW, SQUID HAVE TEN APPENDAGES INSTEAD OF JUST EIGHT! YOU’RE OUTNUMBERED AND YOU AND YOUR OCTOPI WILL BE BOOPED >:)

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CONSIDER ONE VERY IMPORTANT FACT. SQUIDS CANNOT MOVE ON LAND. OCTOPUSES CAN. YOU AND YOUR SQUIDS ARE EASILY OVERTAKEN BY MY MORE MOBILE OCTOPUS ARMY.

THEY WILL FALL TO THEIR KNEES IN THE FACE OF MY SPONTANEOUS NOSE BOOPING!!! >:]]]

MY ARMY OF HIGHLY TRAINED OCTOPUSES WILL RAIN TERROR UPON ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY WRATH OF NOSE BOOPISM.

Guilty.

hehe

well how’re you doing? :]

Good! Thanks for asking :)

Guilty.