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Topsy/Mumble | "artist" | world’s leading expert on the deep dark | they/them | icon by Me |ko-fi.com/mumbletopsy

TOP TEN ⬆️🔟 facts about carbon dioxide 🌬️🌱 that i DON’T 🙅 LIKE

1) plants are made of air

2) when you lose weight it exits through your lungs

3) co2 saturation is capable of inducing feelings of panic in people who are otherwise neurologically incapable of fear

[to be continued when i learn seven more things]

kind of obsessed with that ‘please message me i need to talk to you about a Concern it’s Important we need to resolve an Issue’-type of reply scam it truly could not be barking up a wronger tree if it tried. every day i am fighting for my life to reply to nice messages from people i know and care about and actively want to talk to and you think you can jump to the top of the list by implying a STRANGER is MAD AT ME. on the strangers getting mad at you website.

new house rule: no bloodymary privileges until you ship grace with at least one eridian. also rocktiz is cheating

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ok so hear me out,

(my focus group testing indicated quote 'it's way funnier when you know the words' so any viewers who share my focus group's inability to hear song lyrics may wish to find those here)

@ the people who noted this is explicitly a rocky pov ily thank you for understanding the vision

me 90% of the time: (levitating, in harmony with the universe) i'm not training for anything except my own wellbeing, i can do what i can do, there are no timetables or external standards i need to hold myself to and i define what progress means to Me

the other 10%: i have GOT to be the cousin who can do the most pull ups by thanksgiving

man. sometimes i click through to someone’s ao3 bookmarks and not only is there completely unconcealed harry potter saved in there but it’s like. recent

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Hey! Who wants to play a game of the bean bag is lava! Lava! Lava! Lava!

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller