laughing about cheddar taking a while to warm up to Vertical Ilya

Horizontal Ilya? yeah, he'll come snuggle. sure thing. nice and warm. good for purring and making biscuits that make ilya wince because claws on bare chest.

the second he's standing, though?

cheddar is GONE.

STRANGER DANGER. HE NO LONGER KNOWS THIS PERSON.

ilya being lowkey offended by this. literally wtf. hollander, you have trained your cat to be two-faced or he already came this way?