got hit with the marciefication beam

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

Let’s pose with mama

Sika deer (Cervus nippon)

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

Dude thank god for Zoran Mamdani cause ever since that guy got elected the amount of left-bashing I've seen from regular libs who aren't either deeply imbedded in mainstream Dem politics or some kind of parasocial hater has gone down dramatically

For a long time now Bernie Sanders has been the face of the American left and I like Sanders but a lot of liberals legitimately loved Hillary and the fact that he ran against her in a year that was supposed to be a coronation for her has forever soured a percentage of the base on him, and that souring extended out to his most zealous supporters as well. Zoran, on the other hand, not only gets to point to a number of concrete policy Ws, but saved NYC from being run by either a serial sexual predator or a comically corrupt oaf.

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

Undertale?? THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS???

i cannot even begin to describe how load bearing this video has been for my mental health lately. thank you macho man randy savage. i'll get over it but not really

like i don't think people understand. it's affirming. it genuinely is. whatever you're dealing with or whatever you went through may not ever really go away. but you can manage it. you can survive it. you can live anyway. you'll get over it but not really. you'll be back. the emotion and the burning desire that you have inside you right now wiyull☝️ continyeough

Happy new year! Here's the end of the 1953 EC Comics adaptation of Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains," first published in Weird Fantasy #17.

Via @cirnineball

Today is August 5, 2026!

Treaty Between the United States and the Potawatomi Indians Signed Near Yellow River, Indiana

is any1 else afraid of how women r always just a sexual object no matter what space u r in anyone else or just meeeee

Yeah that place is good but it’s always soooooo crowded

tragic: looking for reference images for drawing a specific body feature and noticing half the results are before shots for comsmetic correction surgery and weight loss services. i blow everytihng up forever?