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I was getting married, but no one came to my wedding except for the people on my guest list. The officiant, my fiancée, and the caterers didn’t show up, so I frantically called them and demanded to know why they were late for the wedding, but they never answered my calls.

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My brothers and I were getting ready to host a dinner party, and our guests were Greek gods. My brothers knew nothing about the gods, however, so I was having to very quickly educate them before the gods arrived. I told them not to make any jokes about peacocks because Hera would get offended if they insulted her sacred animal.

you actually don't have to hand it to the catholic church ever, like under any circumstances

"heehoo chicago man beefing with trump!!!" okay. I hope they both explode

I think some of you had too much fun making memes about Conclave and forgot about the genocide and colonialism and imperialism and misogyny and homophobia and transphobia and

I hate trump too but this is who you're cheering for

Every accusation christians make against people they hate is a confession.

“Trans people want to convince children to mutilate their genitals!” Your precious Catholic church allowed young boys to be castrated before they hit puberty so that they would retain high pitched, childlike singing voices well into adulthood. They knew it was happening, and they hired castrati for decades

“Drag queens abuse children!” Catholic priests have sexually abused young boys for decades.

“Abortion is murder!” And what about the tens of thousands of people killed in the Crusades for not converting to Christianity? Or the Native American children you murdered at your residential schools?

“You want to force your lifestyle on everyone!” You force your children to go to church and Sunday school. You send people door to door to force them to try and convert to your religion. You send people overseas to force them to convert to your religion. And you preach on flights because you know you have a captive audience who can’t get away from you.

Jessie spent years believing that Emily abandoned her, and then forgot about her, and it wasn’t until she found out that Emily named her daughter after her that she realised that that wasn’t the case.

Emily loved Jessie more than Jessie could ever know. So much so that when she outgrew her, she decided to donate her instead of letting her rot alone under her bed. Because she wanted Jessie to experience the love of another child, and to make them as happy as she once made Emily. But all that Jessie knew was that she left her in a donation box on the side of the road. And then, after all those years, when she finds the time capsule buried by Emily’s daughter, it’s only then that she realises that Emily never forgot about her, or stopped loving her. And it’s only then that Jessie is able to accept that Emily and Andy have grown up, and Bonnie will someday grow up, too. And maybe Bonnie will donate her just like her previous owners did when she grows up, and that will be ok, because she won’t be forgotten or unloved, just passed onto another child to love.

I tried writing lyrics for Ersterbend (The opening theme for Shiboyugi):

Ghostly girl

Lingers in this world

Human pains

She can’t leave behind

Suffering is all that remains

The only constant in this world

I want to live in this world

I’ll keep walking this path I chose

Walking this path for what?

Walking this path for her

Walking this path alone

Walking this path for what?

Walking this path for her

Walking this path alone

Walking this path for what?

Walking this path

Walking this path…

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

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This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

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I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

TUMBLR HISTORY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS YES PLEASE

sucks for you, Russia.

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST :DDD

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At the moment, I’m convinced that Kurea Howa has to be Cure Eclair. It’s true that Shiruku Ieiri presented some strong evidence in her speculation episode, but I’m pretty certain that she’s a red herring. Yes, there was all that stuff she said about memories, she has the same hairstyle as Cure Eclair, and Luluka seems to know her, but in previous episodes there was all that stuff about not jumping to conclusions, and in her speculation episode, she plays a character who wears a red bow in her hair, hence the red herring theory. As to why I think Kurea Howa is Cure Eclair:

-She’s appeared in more episodes than the other candidates

-She wears a butterfly hairclip, which appears to be Cure Eclair’s symbol (I know that Alexandra does too, but I digress)

-She’s a pastry chef, and Eclair is a dessert

-Her given name sounds a lot like Eclair when sounded out

-She’s the only character other than Mikuru who picked up on Anna’s homesickness, even though she doesn’t know that Anna is from the future, unlike Mikuru, which suggests a certain level of deduction skills

-She’s the only character who actually appears to be a good friend of the cures. They eat at Patisserie Chuchu regularly, she’s helped them with cases in the past, and she overall seems closer to the group than any of the other candidates

So unless Kurea’s episode completely proves me wrong, this is my answer for the Eclair debate as of now.

Update: I WAS RIGHT! I called it, KUREA HOWA IS ECLAIR!

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Myself and three other girls shared a house in a forest, where we had to stay for five days while we waited for a rescue ship to come and get us. At night, creatures from the forest would try to kill us. We lasted a day before one of my roommates snapped and brutally murdered one of the others, and I found her mutilated corpse in the shower.

Ever since I started watching Shiboyugi, I’ve headcanoned Yuki as having ASPD, and Cloudy Beach kind of cemented my thoughts about it. Throughout the series, I’ve noticed that Yuki doesn’t seem to care much about anything, not even herself, or her own goals, aside from her goal of winning 99 death games. Her emotions are muffled. She derives joy from nothing, and the only times she expresses any strong emotion is when she’s either genuinely afraid that she’s going to die, or when Hakushi is brought up. I’m almost certain that Hakushi is Yuki’s tolerated person (TP), as she’s the only person Yuki seems to genuinely care about. The other players? Unimportant, Yuki kills them without remorse whenever they get in her way, or hinder her own chances of survival, despite her claiming to have an altruistic play style. She’s friendly with players she’s met before, but is that enough to say that she cares about them? I don’t think so. Yuki’s survival always comes first. The world of death games is deranged and bloody, and even Yuki doesn’t seem to know why she keeps playing them sometimes, but the answer always boils down to Yuki wanting to complete the goal that the only person she cares about left behind.

If you truly want to deconstruct colonialism, you have to give up Christianity. There’s no ifs and or buts about it. You can’t claim to be anti colonialism while supporting a religion that has been forced on people by Christian invaders, and used to justify slavery. You can’t claim to be anti colonialism while supporting a religion that has stripped people of their religious freedom and is used to justify crimes against women, children, people of colour, and queer people.

Now that all four of the Eclair candidates have had their spotlight episodes—I’m sticking firmly with my choice being Kurea. I don’t think any of the other candidates ever came close, except for Rei. Let’s review:

Eriza—The curveball choice. Come on, did anyone really think that she was going to be the one? I like her, but let’s face it, she’s not cure material

Rei—The predictable choice. Oh, Rei, if you were in any other Precure season, you’d have been made the blue cure by now. She fits the standard studious blue cure template perfectly, but alas for her, she won’t get to be a cure. I’m kind of hoping that she’ll take on a Yui role, though. She can be a friend and ally of the cures without being one herself

Shiruku—The red herring. We haven’t had a red herring this big since Miyuki in Fresh! And I wouldn’t complain if it was her, but she’s clearly not Eclair.

Kurea—The obvious choice. All evidence points to her; her familiarity with Luluka, her instantly picking up on Anna’s homesickness, the fact that she can see Hannindas, her deduction skills, the fact that she’s a pastry chef, and eclair is a dessert—Need I say more? She’s Eclair, plain and simple. I can’t wait to see her transformation.