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Juniper

@juniper-tumblez

Current fixations: Among Us Show, PHM, TADC, Phighting, SF/DAWTDE - Creator - Endo System - Therian - Australian - Banner by @daily-grian

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Name: Juniper Moon

Pronouns: shey/shem/sheirs, they/them, he/him

Orientation: Pansexual, Aceflux, Genderfae, Cupioromantic

Age: 16 lol

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Come inside, rest your legs by the fire, and enjoy the content that lies within.

Welcome! My name is Juniper, and I shall take care of you as long as you should like to stay. So come, nestle under my wing (both literally and metaphorically!) and make yourself at home.

We have a number of things for you to enjoy here, such as art, stories, trashposts, and reblogs! And feel free to shoot me an ask any time, whatever’s on your mind, I will be an ear to hear.

Disclaimer: I will NOT respond to money-related asks/requests, as this blog should be a space to feel free of the world’s issues, and not be reminded of the troubles it entails.

So please, make yourself right at home in our humble abode, and let your worries drift away.

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Creator/Double A Battery

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Stories

Falling - written by Juniper (MCYT)

SHSAU Masterpost - written by Juniper (MCYT)

I Wish I Could Save You - written by Juniper (MCYT)

Bookworms Short Story - written by Juniper (STH)

Can I Touch Them? - written by Juniper (Phighting!)

Everything Is Changing - written by Juniper (Among Us Show)

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My Art Tag

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Miscellaneous

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Our humblest apologies, this post is currently a work in progress, so it may be a bit messy here and there.

Take care, traveller!

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

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https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

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All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

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I’M CRYING!?

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

I live for cat dad-

Cat dad has saved us all

CAT DAD!!

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)

He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>

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It’s been over a year? Where is cat dad? Where is he?

Fear not, CatDad is still happily with us:

Cat Dad 2022 pic.

It’s been far too long since I saw these guys. “Heartwarming” doesn’t begin to touch it. :)

CAT HERITAGE POST

And as of two days ago (31st May 2025)

Pancake passed away some time ago, but is included here via the photo Cat Dad is holding.

And he’s still posting. He loves those little babies.

Genuinely can’t tell if we have another guy who is an introject or navy being a freak thinking about their favs

I was like “too bad we don’t have someone who chose yellow because then we’d have a full rainbow” and I heard “I’m here” whips my head around

Had a weird dream last night where we had a new headmate called Buck but he wasn't actually new we just didn't know about him yet and it's got me like vibe checking the headspace every so often to make sure he's not actually real

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

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My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

This is the parent I want to be omg

I went to a nun school. 

The nuns there were like, so rad. 

It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there. 

There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy. 

So what happened? 

The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day. 

Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.” 

So I was at my desk during class looking like this: 

Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.

“you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.”

What a mood.

Jesus said if guys hands were causing them sin-problems, they should cut them off.  Face-punching seems like a good pre-amputation steps, to prevent it getting that far.

i get why ppl keep making Derek be a better fighter/stronger than Avery (knight skin + realistic minecraft = actual knight > knights train a lot > yadayada) but like. Avery is canonically a skywars champ. or player. whatever. he's canonically GOOD at combat. like yeah yeah it's headcanons but also!!! that slime is strong!!!! he can toss that knight around!!! he can definitely toss that nerd around!!!! LET AVERY MANHANDLE DEREK!!!!!!!!!!

Let him manhandle Derek, is a statement that needs to be louder

LET AVERY MANHANDLE DEREK!!!!!!!!

LET AVERY MANHANDLE DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!