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someone tell damian to return jon’s glasses for me please

damian vs. reader

continuation of my previous post masterlist of all dami/batfam posts here starting commissions for batfam content you'd like but haven't seen yet.. DM me if you're interested !!!

warning depictions of violence & major character death. please DNI if these are potential triggers

dami's pov !!

"Dame, that's enough for tonight," Tim says.

"No."

"It's been hours," Dick adds. "Nothing's changed."

Damian's next inhale is sharp. Like a blade piercing through.

Nothing's changed.

"You don't know that," he says. Trying to believe it. Will it to be true.

dami x reader: captive pt. 2

continuation of my previous post masterlist of all dami/batfam posts here comment if you want to be added to the taglist

warning there will be themes of violence, both mental & physical abuse. please DNI if these are potential triggers

Gravel's feet shift on the mat. Pointing in line with your shoulder. Weight on her bigger toe. Right shoulder curved.

You catch her left hand halfway through the motion. Sweep her ankle close to the smaller toes. Catching her off-balance. Driving her down to the mat.

Her voice booms when she curses. Angry when the others begin to laugh.

dami x reader: captive, pt. 1

continuation of my previous post masterlist of all my dami/batfam posts here

starting a taglist in the comments, leave a comment if you'd like me to include you so you can get a notif for the updates

warning: there will be themes of violence, both mental & physical abuse, and brief emetophobia. please DNI if these are potential triggers

It didn't take long for you to realize that for each of them, you served a different purpose.

For Red, as you'd begun to call her, you were a friend. Someone to sit with during meals. To walk beside in the small, overgrown garden tucked between concrete walls.

She wasn't deterred by your silence. If anything, it encouraged her.

Long, winding tangents about all the hurt the Al Ghuls have inflicted. About the Null.

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on comms, during a stakeout ,,probably:

Tim: okay so i think a moment that REALLY shaped my brain was reading a superbat hate-love fanfic a week before becoming robin and then years later learning that Jason was the author and the reason the updates stopped was because he died. Jason: i only wrote it was cause bruce pissed me off a lot , i had started one where i made him get pregnant , it was a batman x bruce wayne too,,,,,, i wonder if i still have the draft somewhere.. Barbara: you know what. this explains why you two are they way that you are Dick: was it batman or bruce that was pregnant? Jason: why do you want to know..? Barbara: answer the question, coward part2 kinda

dami x reader: the voyage

continuation of my previous post masterlist for all dami/batfam posts here

warning: in the next few chapters the plot is going to get significantly darker. there will be themes of violence and both mental & physical abuse. please DNI if these are potential triggers

When you wake, you're already moving.

Low, constant hum all around. Bones vibrating. Too groggy at first to understand you're aboard a plane.

Your back aches from being folded too long in your seat. Neck tilted at an angle that makes your spine throb.

Eyes drift out the window. Nothing but open ocean. For a moment, you just stare. But there's voices ahead. Soft, easy laughter. Your four captors in the cockpit.

Nauseous. The panic returns. Feeling too. Pins and needles creeping into limbs that don't feel like yours.

author note

i do notice the sweet readers who always interact with my posts, whether that's liking, reblogging and even commenting. but there's also been a recent influx of rude comments and even ppl cussing me out in my inbox just because they don't like my characterizations or bc i'm adding tags they don't want me to include. it is not hard to just keep scrolling and go on with your day without being cruel. we're talking about batman fanfiction here, it's not that deep okay 😭

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I want DC to continue the trend of Jason just having really outlandish side quests that are just almost never brought up in canon after they run their course. The All Blades. His training before coming back to Gotham. Owning the Iceberg Lounge. Yes, Dick, Tim and every other Bat goes through this but I don't know why, but it's funnier when it's Jason.

Bruce: We need to contact Queen Hippolyta about Diana. But all of the Amazons are-
Jason, dialing a flip phone: Hey, Your Majesty. Bruce has something to ask. Yeah, sure, yes, totally, I can arrange that too. I'll hand you over and get that done.
Bruce, covering the phone: how do you have the Queen of Themyscira's phone number.
Jason: All residents of Themyscira do? I lived there for six months last year? I worked as Hippolyta's assistant? I told you this?
Bruce: But... There's no men allowed-
Jason: It was when I got hit with that gender thing from that guy in Zatanna's apartment. God, you don't fucking listen to a thing I say.

damian, reader, and the daughter of the demon

continuation of my last post masterlist of all dami/batfam posts here

warning: in the next few chapters the plot is going to get significantly darker. there will be themes of violence and both mental & physical abuse. please DNI if these are potential triggers

"Do as I say. Yes?"

A heavy swallow rolls down your throat. Nodding quickly before her hand wraps around your elbow, tugging you through corridors and rooms you had no idea existed in the Box.

Her other hand twists at the head of her cane. Prying the emerald free. A blade slides out from it, long and thin.

A final room. A dead end.

She all but throws you inside as a bookshelf shifts sideways with a quiet hiss. "Get in."

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8 year old dick who 100% knew Bruce was Batman but pretended not to for shits and gigles:

Dick: look! It's Superman!

Bruce, trying to form a bond with the kid he just adopted: I like Batman better.

Dick, side eyeing bruce: Batman's boring

Bruce, dying inside: rIgHt.

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Jason, who met Batman before Bruce: fuck you, asshole.

Batman: I literally haven't even done anything yet.

Jason, being a little shit: I know, I've just always wanted to say that.

Bruce, who's already signing mental adoption papers: right.

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Bruce, at a gala in his Brucie Wayne persona: aw what a cute kid! what's his name!?

Janet: This is my son. Tim.

Slightly autistic Tim who's special interest is 100% Batman rn: °_°

Bruce: um

Janet: give him a minute he's just struggling to express himself

Tim: BATMAN 🦇 🤓

Janet: oh

Janet: I think that means he likes you-

Tim, aggressively pointing: BATMAN. BATMAN. BATMAN-

Janet, dragging Tim away: okay time to go

Bruce: oh my god I love him

Jack, knowing Bruce's history with adoption: back off my kid man

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Damian who wants to uphold the tradition, some how convinced bruce that Damian thought that bruce was Catwoman.

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Damian, nodding at a stray cat: you can have this.

Bruce: oh yes son very cute- sorry wdym I can have it?

Damian: you can have it to add to your collection.

Bruce, fearing the worse: what collection???

Damian, straight faced: your cat collection.

Bruce: my cat collection?

Damian: because you are cat woman.

Bruce:

Bruce: I'm cat woman???

damian x reader: the safehouse

continuation of my previous post masterlist of all my dami/batfam posts here

"Mother," he calls her again. Introduces you.

You look into her eyes. Like Damian's but colder. The gaze he wore when he attacked those Null people.

They flicker down at your hands. Pink now despite Jason trying to clean them. All over your clothes too.

"I take it that's not your blood," she says.

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Damian : Could you people at least try to see this from my perspective?

Tim : *Crouches down*

Dick : *Kneels down*

Jason : *Sits on the floor*

Damian :

Damian getting is katana : I'm going to decapitated all of you.

Dick laughing : RUNNNN!!!

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Dick: Something is wrong with Damian..
Jason: Huh?? What’s up with him?
Dick: I don’t know! He won’t tell me!
Cass: It’s nothing then.
Jason: Yeah, no, I doubt that’s how it works.
Cass: Hm.
Cass: Damian!
Damian: hnmngmhm
Cass:
Cass: Something is wrong with Damian.
Dick: Oh really.
Tim: GUYS Ao3 is-
Damian: Is it up?? Is it up again??
Tim: No.. I just wanted to say it’s down..
Damian: I’m leaving.
Jason: What the fuck is Ao3??
Dick: I’m so confused.
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Damian: I got 5 cats and named them after all of you.
Steph: AWH! That’s kinda cute!
Damian: The dumb one is Brown.
Steph: I will kill you.
Damian: The fat one is Todd.
Jason: I’m not FAT???
Damian: The most beautiful and calm one is Cassandra.
Cass: Thank you, Damian.
Steph: I thought you’d be on my side.
Cass: No.
Steph:
Damian: The one with the strongest personality is Richard.
Jason: So you are just calling him a bitch but in different words, okay, I got it.
Dick: At least I’m not fucking fat.
Jason: Never looked at a mirror then?
Dick: You fu-
Tim: Wait what about me??
Damian: To be honest I left the last cat at a shelter.
Tim: ……
Damian: It felt like a pretty accurate thing to do, considering your childhood.
Jason: I’m actually glad about being fat now.