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Hermes!

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NO WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ?2?1!!1@1& not complaining ,,, open tag!!!!! join in friends ^_^

yk what sure ✌️✌️

LETS ACTUALLY GOOO

Edit: I was too excited forgot to tag :

@eclipseartist5014 @fluffy-alien0 @normystical uuuh anybody else lolol I'm not bothered to tag

Open tags anyway

AWWWE YAYYY NICE ART PREV

and tyty for the ping ooo i love this game. okk letss seeee ,,

.....ok Can't Post That Here. wouldve been cherri bomb tho

so imm going for the runner uppp which isss ,,

AWW THE LIL GUYY

cuutie piie ,, okk im down thenn

openn tagg bleagh :P blerhg

Meh, could have been better, but I’ll take it

Open tags

Sure, why not?

Anyway, open tags. (Except my bestie, @azurest4r. I’m tagging you.)

So there’s an issue with the fact he’s a man

Oooooh i definitely wouldn't mind marrying jacks.. hehe

Thanks for the taggg

Yessssss I'm absolutely marrying Newt I love him

Open tags:3

I don't want to marry my son though- :(

@kingofballs69000 @reaperlight @chatnoob2thescreamingparrot @twomanyfandomshelp @hermes-needs-sleep and anyone else who wants to is invited-

I guess it's time to check my camera roll

I get to marry Stratt and Grace!!! ( I drew this btw)

Open tags!!!

AAAUGH THE FNAF 2 MOVIE IS AWESOME

It's so peak

It might not be as peak as the first one, but it's still awesome

Imho I think they should make a spinoff for lesser known animatronics and background characters ( i.e, Fetch, plushtrap, the animatronic from to be beautiful etc etc)

Also imho i think they did awesome on fnaf 2, but we need a markiplier cameo appearance ( ISTG I WOULD HAVE CRIED IF I SAW MARK FISCHBACH IN THE MOVIE)

Anygays, I watched it the same day I found out about the Freddy's restaurant due in 2027 and I got so lucky bro IT'S PERMANENT!!! I DON'T HAVE TO RUSH TO GO TO NEW JERSEY!!! YAHOO!

I'm on my fnaf shite again lmao

Save me ( don't)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Unnus Annus (web series) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Annus (Unus Annus), The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Additional Tags: Transfem The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Summary:

The second nods. He turns to the first and, after a few moments of hesitation, inquires: "would you like a story?"

  I got inspired by a Tumblr post Please don't judge the quality If it seems sexist (yes, sexist can apply to all genders) I promise you that's not what I was going for. I wanted to give my poor boy (?) Simon a happy ending If you know where they're at, you're goated and I'll meet you at camp unnus annus Kk now story time

Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, and I feel like another guy whose name I don't know/can't remember are all the same person, right? I regularly cannot tell the difference between them. They occupy the same place of mild awareness mixed with mild indifference in my brain.

Who's the other guy, though?

It's Ryan Reynolds, I think

YES! I think you're right. Thank you!!!

You're welcome! :3

Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, and I feel like another guy whose name I don't know/can't remember are all the same person, right? I regularly cannot tell the difference between them. They occupy the same place of mild awareness mixed with mild indifference in my brain.

Who's the other guy, though?

It's Ryan Reynolds, I think

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

“spicy pillow” jokes aside, I think @flowerkrone​’s tags deserve a serious reply:

#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point

The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phone’s battery. It’s not a battery anymore. Now it’s a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and it’s one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.

But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isn’t going to happen soon – there is no need to panic – but it will happen eventually.

And, indeed, it doesn’t go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and you’re gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Don’t do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.

The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid – often sold as a “Dutch oven.” Any other cooking container that’s unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.

However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.

Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so don’t use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.

Once you have the fireproof container:

  1. Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Don’t put any padding in there, that’ll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
  2. Put a label on the container, something like “DEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY – FIRE HAZARD”.
  3. It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Don’t leave it exposed to the weather, either.
  4. You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I can’t help with that because I have no idea where you live.
  5. However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isn’t an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire department’s responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
  6. If the fire department tries to tell you this isn’t dangerous or it’s okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
  7. When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. That’s also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.

Reblog to save lives.

[Image: A phone with the insides visible, including a battery that has inflated like a balloon. The photo is captioned, “Pillow :33”]

Reblogging because I would have had absolutely no idea what to do, either.

The yapper was told to yap, so I must yap.

This is for @idgabuck and @violetshovel

The AU is a Jurassic Park AU called Barbed Wire and Guns Won't Save You Now

It's based off of the youtubers Lord0wnage, Kihec, JFrosty, and Bouqd, as they did a Jurassic Park Minecraft mod video

It basically follows the video, so you definitely need to watch them, but it deviates a little bit

Or a lot. Yeah, a lot, but you still need to watch it for context

Stuff under the cut is the lore atm

Hi again!

I made a design for nico!

(All of the character designs are based off of the youtubers' avatars in Minecraft!)

I would have drawn him in a better pose if I had just used a pencil instead of a pen, but I like the way pen drawings look, so yeah...

And then I brought out the pencil and did his face and the dumb little scribble at the bottom left

Bleegh yeah that's it thank thank thank!

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my daggers

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And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my aro beam

And at least one weapon

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And my cross

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

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And my 12 gauge

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and my gasoline fires

And my paper cuts

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

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and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

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and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my rope whip

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

AND MY IMAGINATION

And my crocs

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

and my butterknife

and my accounting homework

and my prop scythe

and my 𓆏

i’ll throw my hyposensibilisation medication at you and make you go into anaphylaxis (if you have a severe pollen allergy…)

And my caduceus ( and probably my trans too)

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW

Happy Moon Day Monday, people!

*Hands out Mac and cheese*

The yapper was told to yap, so I must yap.

This is for @idgabuck and @violetshovel

The AU is a Jurassic Park AU called Barbed Wire and Guns Won't Save You Now

It's based off of the youtubers Lord0wnage, Kihec, JFrosty, and Bouqd, as they did a Jurassic Park Minecraft mod video

It basically follows the video, so you definitely need to watch them, but it deviates a little bit

Or a lot. Yeah, a lot, but you still need to watch it for context

Stuff under the cut is the lore atm

Ooo love this 👀 (also danTDM and jacksepticeye mention?!)

I'm glad you like it!

And yesss, I love referencing og youtubers!!! Or just youtubers in general. Most of them are so cool!!! Especially in the Minecraft horror mod niche and vanilla Minecraft!

The yapper was told to yap, so I must yap.

This is for @idgabuck and @violetshovel

The AU is a Jurassic Park AU called Barbed Wire and Guns Won't Save You Now

It's based off of the youtubers Lord0wnage, Kihec, JFrosty, and Bouqd, as they did a Jurassic Park Minecraft mod video

It basically follows the video, so you definitely need to watch them, but it deviates a little bit

Or a lot. Yeah, a lot, but you still need to watch it for context

Stuff under the cut is the lore atm

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Video Blogging RPF, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Parody Vortex [The Writer's universe], Analogue Horror, Corbin in Games! Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Ryland Grace, Jackieboy Man (Jacksepticeye Power Hour), Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Rouge the Bat, GregBroManDude (YouTuber), Corbin (Corbin in Games!), Chaos Hellborne (The Parody Vortex [The Writer's universe]), Corvid the Crow (Corbin in Games!) Additional Tags: The CCG (The Collectors of Cursed Gems) Series: Part 3 of Spider-Grace lore Summary:

Here's more spaceweaver stuff

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

Jesus Christ