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thinking about chainshipping rn (who would've thought) and about how adam definitely wouldnt be a strict bottom... early into their relationship they just stick to lawrence as top because that's what lawrence is used to and adam doesn't mind either way. but when lawrence finally decides he's comfortable with having adam top ohhh my god. getting dick from adam literally changes him as a person
suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time
3 years ago god released the bible
Eevee finally accepts the cone!
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
here's all the color codes for the chapter titles in promise carved in stone! i played it a little fast and loose with the confines of "gray" but in the end the meaning behind each title mattered more to me lmao
Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.
JOHNNY BERCHTOLD as Randy Bradley THE PASSENGER (2023-)
Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP
HELLO????
[ID: 2 dark images of a fire in a wooded area. the third image is the celebration meme of a smiling star surrounded by balloons with bright pink text overlaying that says, “golf course down!” /end ID]
(via orc-sign-language)
Glamour Cat, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur
lower back pain is actually the root of all evil
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
snower back snain is actusnailly the snoot of all snevil
no yeah you're right its the snoot of all snevil
Chapters: 40/50 Fandom: Saw (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Adam Faulkner-Stanheight/Lawrence Gordon, very brief Adam Faulkner-Stanheight/Brit Stevenson, Eleanor Bonneville/Logan Nelson, Adam Faulkner-Stanheight/Logan Nelson, Eleanor Bonneville/Logan Nelson/Adam Faulkner-Stanheight/Lawrence Gordon Characters: Adam Faulkner-Stanheight, Lawrence Gordon, Amanda Young, Eleanor Bonneville, John “Jigsaw” Kramer, Logan Nelson Additional Tags: BDSM, Dom/sub, Fast Burn, Lust at First Sight, deep heavy sigh., Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey, Alternate Universe, Canon Disabled Character, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Impact Play, Bondage and Discipline, Riding Crops, Praise Kink, Crying During Sex, Demiromantic Lawrence Gordon, Spanking, Sub Adam Faulkner-Stanheight, Dom Lawrence Gordon, Oral Sex, Phone Sex, Anal Sex, Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Top Lawrence Gordon, Bottom Adam Faulkner-Stanheight, Bottom Lawrence Gordon, Top Adam Faulkner-Stanheight, Sex Club, Foursome - F/M/M/M, Attempted Sexual Assault (Not between the main pairing), Medical Kink, Breeding Kink, Desk Sex Series: Part 1 of Fifty Shades of Saw Summary:
“You’re dragging your feet, pet.”
“I’m not even on my feet,” Adam retorted, and leaned eagerly into the second strike Lawrence gave him for his sass. “If– if you keep hitting me every two seconds, how am I supposed to get all the way into the playroom?”
“You’re not.” Lawrence’s voice was silk over steel. “Just to my desk. Do you think you can manage that?”
A rush of heat went through Adam at that. “Oh, f-fuck–”
This time, the cane landed squarely across his ass, its impact only slightly dulled through the fabric of his slacks. He could only see Lawrence in his peripheral vision, but Adam could see that he was leaning against the wall for a bit of stability, and that he was smiling like the cat who’d gotten the cream.
The oak desk loomed up in front of him, tall and solid and stately. It was a refined thing, probably twice as old as Lawrence himself, and seasoned with decades of important documents– and now, his master was going to let Adam bend him over it.
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Easy protein add on:
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
