Reblogged cowfishchronicles
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
fish
Reblogged cowfishchronicles
half counts
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the spontaneous crush cutscenes in tomodachi life are so funny but for some reason my stupid yellowfin tuna has had four in a row for three different miis: the damselfish, the catfish, the coelacanth, and then the catfish again. those first three times were her first time meeting each of them. not once has she ever made a move on anybody. she is hopeless. absolutely shameful uhaul behavior from this gay fish i don't know what i'm going to do with her
^ loser with zero game
^ how she's acting while she's out here crushing on women who won't even give her the time of day
the butchiest other fish on the island, lutjanice my red snapper, is normal as hell and lives in a garage and hasn't gotten up to any love-triangle shenanigans at all yet. so it's not a "butch being insane over hot femmes" thing, it's a "tunnifer is an idiot" thing
@ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse she's seen it all before
feels like fishlike behaviour
Reblogged spriteofmushrooms
I've obtained a new hobby
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A brown crab shoves an anglerfish out of the way. Filmed in Norway. From Sea in Motion - Wonder of the North Sea (2023).
“Get off my lawn punk!”
That is absolutely an anglerfish (Lophius piscatorius), in fact the anglerfish, the original fish known by that name - as well as monkfish, devilfish, goosefish, and many other monikers besides.
And if it was a wobbegong, it would be even more unusual to find a tropical Indo-Pacific species in Norway.
yes, that is a fish 👍
Anonymous asked:
is @i-am-a-fish a fish?
this one feels obvious
