Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

gokushufudou, chapter 85

i need scritches on my head. who is brave enough to scritch the horrible beast

if the horrible beast doesn't get scritches it will start killing. btw. so.

the horrible beast wants to kiss too. if nobody kisses with the horrible beast it'll explode someone into viscera

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

dale cooper. coop. cooper

seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet

ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

how it feels to be a lesbian feminist & a pervert in 2025

thank you for normalizing this it makes my life easier

no worries anytime you need me I’m strong

The Doe Eyed Stoner would like to know if you mind if it takes its pants off while you smoke together

me and you are beast fiends for ever ^_^ *lunges for your throat*

gamer

(source: squidpastry on iNaturalist)

I need testosterone so I can grow a fuck ass mustache that everyone hates