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Stop, criminal!

@crime-man

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inkanddragons asked:

https://youtube.com/shorts/MQH6V1AwpO8?si=JWgvm431wU2ifQl5

This is a link to a youtube video about a reimagining of Two Face. I think you’ll like him a lot

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I like the half of him that isn't a murderer.

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crimesrcool asked:

Do you have a crime man car or something? If so what is it, is it like a giant windowless van that can kidnap cars? Or like a normal vehicle spray painted with your name on it?

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I got an e-bike.

If I need a car, I steal it (but only from criminals, of course)

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kelpthesquidkid asked:

How do you take these accusations?

(Link to original post: https://www.tumblr.com/agentwaffle/727015416870912000/im-gonna-say-it-im-sorry-but-crime-man-is-just?source=share )

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You flatter me!

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dadjokesgalore asked:

hey i found a cool looking gadget on the shady criminal i just pickpocketed what should i do with it

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Something helpful or something funny. Preferably both.

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thepixiestyx asked:

Are crocs Crime Man approved?

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Of course. They're a wonderful distraction. I enjoy tossing them at my enemies for an extra kick (pun unintended) of distraction action.

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nightblade asked:

how would you react to a school shooting?

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I shall target whoever and whichever has supplied the lethal weapons to the shooter to begin with. Legally or otherwise.

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spacecatdraws asked:

do animals/aliens receive the same treatment for criming? completely random question

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Depends on if they're capable of sapient thought.