no thoughts, head’s existence unconfirmed

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

What's your favourite toxic heavy metal? For most of us, it's gotta be lead. Sure, it's a pretty common one, but just because it's popular doesn't mean it's bad. All four of the osmium lovers are busy telling the six or seven bismuth types that they are the real aesthetes of dangerous elements. That disagreement turns into a bar brawl so small that they don't even call the cops. Meanwhile, Leadcon 2026? Sold the fuck out, baybee.

My personal fascination with lead started in the same place it did for many of you. Chewing on lead paint as a baby. Widely available, easily approachable, and comforting to return to after a long, hard day of sucking on your thumb and crawling aimlessly. As I matured, lead was still a part of my life. Plumbing solder. Electrical solder. Auto body repair. Gasoline.

Yes, it felt like Pb would always be there for me. And then the government intervened. Suddenly, it was "not cool" to have lead paint. Drinking-water pipes started getting made out of plastic or the inferior copper – which is probably just as bad for you, the scientists just haven't figured out how yet – and worst of all, lead body repair gave way to the hateful Bondo.

"Premium unleaded," sneered the man-about-town, unaware of the oxymoron.

I still think we made out better than all the arsenic fans. Lead can still be easily acquired from any number of reputable online warehouses. Sometimes it's even a surprise. You'll bite down on some modern child's toy and get that familiar tang on your tongue again. Undeclared lead is the sweetest lead of all.

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i missed the gala of suitors i was outside picking on the weird girl in the garden tending to weird looking plants. yeah she had a little shack with a cauldron back there it was gross. anyways she gave me something to drink and now im madly in love with her so we need to start planning a wedding or whatever

Sorry I missed the crones' union meeting. The fuckingg princess showed up??? She wouldn't leave until I gave her a dr pepper. She got this really weird look in her eyes drinking it. I guess shes only used to beverages with 22 or fewer flavors

oooohh the love potion worked i cant believe you gave me a love potion im so in love its so effective lets make out

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

Action movie that takes a hardline "murder is always wrong" stance, but still has the protagonist kill a ton of dudes, taking great care to establish that each killing adheres to the specific legal definition of self-defence in the particular jurisdiction in which it notionally occurs. There's caselaw citations in the subtitles.

At one point the hero commits what seems like an open-and-shut case of unprovoked murder, and the citations start scrolling up until they fill the entire screen.

trans christian: god made me trans by putting a male soul in a female body so i could experience the joy of transitioning

trans atheist: society genders my body in a way i dont like so im transitioning to change my material circumstances

trans agnostic: nobody knows why im on t

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

my dead skateboarding cousin

Memento Throckmori

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

Baby cuttlefish attempting to camouflage for the very first time

Favorite ship dynamic

"Error;;404"

Hot off the press and ready for Gen Con! Initially it was just Ash and Missingno, but I wanted some extra panicked pokemon fleeing the sudden appearance. I know Wingulls weren't in the original Kanto, but they make for the perfect lil startled seabirds (sorry, pidgey).