All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

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my cat sleeping with his comfort bdub head

no bdub tonight.......

what the fuck

been in my head for days

Last time i share something about mcr with my mother in earnest

secret organizations for studying paranormal phenomena are always calling the creatures they find like "specimen 58008" or some fake latin taxonomy or something vague and ominous like "the red angel" or whatever and thats all well and good but i want a story about a bunch of cryptozoologists going around naming things the way people name like actual birds and lizards and shit.

i want to get lost in the woods and meet the ring-tailed tree creeper and roger's false elk. i want a character who is desperate to prove this monster is actually a distinct species from that very similar looking monster so they can name it after themself. i want two field researchers narrowly escaping an encounter with some ten foot tall thing made of carnivorous vines and one of them is like wow wait til the guys back at the lab hear we got that close to a lesser thorn-backed bone eater 🙂 and the other scientist is like.,...... 😰lesser?

thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?

happy pride

every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings

you do realize that cishet men deciding to goof around with things that are traditionally feminine doesn't automatically mean that they're queer, right? you understand that?

the same bitches who see a man trying on candy scented perfume rather than axe body spray and go "omg you go girl!!" "see you during your transition sweetie! 😘" "which could mean nothing!" are the same bitches who decry the gender binary and say shit like "makeup has no gender!" "clothes have no gender!" "your self expression doesn't equal your gender!" it's almost like y'all see queerness as inherently feminine. hmm.

maybe this is a hot take, but goofing around with gender expression isn't restricted to queer people, nor should it be. cishet men can wear skirts and eyeliner. cishet girls can bind and cut their hair short. cishet people can get funky with presentation and still be happy as their agab. stop reinforcing gender binaries by calling every seemingly cishet person who decides to deviate from gender norms an egg

also while i'm at it and not at the tags yet, if you use this post to bash trans people in any way, i'm throwing tomatoes at you.

Let's make it even simpler. Calling someone who self-identifies as a man a woman is misgendering them. It doesn't matter how many trans women you know, it doesn't matter if you're a trans woman yourself, in the moment you are misgendering someone, and that's cruel. Full stop. Respect people's self-identification.

Gender-associated set dressing (makeup, clothes, floral/MAN scents, any of it) should be available for everyone who wants to play with them, but not required of any one subset of humanity.

I am in a near-constant state of begging men to get more feminine and y'all are blowing it for me. You're blowing it for all of us.

casey thank you for this tag also

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

Wait when did he get here

🥚 < click the post to hatch your own little chick..

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

When your bioessentialist genderfluidity threatens to turn a cyclist into road paste

petplay but i’m a coyote you mistook for a stray dog and brought home in case somebody is missing me

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

DSM5 I Meant DSM5

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

Ahhh thx u for the tag <3

Hmmmmm how to chose

Tags <3

@ninahufflepuff @peterpettigrewismyhomeboy @icarusexists @edensolace @asistanttothewallflower @random-little-whatnots @wafflesanddonuts @4lilyofthevalley4 @raineyartandstars @gardenofstarss +open tags <3

thank you v v much for the tag ⭐️

okay those are my top five rn but honorable mentions to Arctic monkeys, Prince, David Bowie, Radiohead, and You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

@miniaturespirestorm @astrarium-angel @apolloprocessing @evil-twink-reg @marlene-will-fck-you-up-mckinnon @starnovel @kiraandhervibes @hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person and open tags for all my loves mwah have a good day/night

ayyyyy thanks for the taggg haha

1 - hallucinogenics by matt maeson

2 - walk the dinosaur by was (was not)

3 - get used to it by ricky montgomery

4 - gone my way by mia morris

5 - cherry pie (i need a freak) by insane clown posse

honourable mentions to ayesha erotica, mindless self indulgence, any mamma mia song, any alvin and the chipmunks song, panic at the disco, glass animals, the orion experience, Nickelback, the grease soundtrack, the hairspray soundtrack, etc etc etc

honourable number 6 - cuban pete from "the mask" by jim carrey

@echolovesjegulus @moonflower-moonstone @bluecookiesbutterbeer @someunnamedstar @strangelyformalchickennugget @its-larry @bookwormsinspace @so-gay-rn @nyx-taylors-version

Thanks for the tag

1 Francis forever - Mitski

2 Chinese satellite - Phoebe Bridgers

3 Bags - Clairo

4 Girl's just flying - Maisie Peters

5 1980s horror film - Wallows

@beanieweanie11 @jadie-was-never-here-11 @scarecrow-jo3 @gaysforbyler

@printer-reads-505 @sageberry-19 @in-a-bullets-embrace @sanayarita

1. mars - YUNGBLUD

2. Lonely Dancers - Conan Gray

3. Party Poison - My Chemical Romance

4. Expectations - Oliva Rodrigo

5. Anchor - Nxdia

@candylorde @cranberry-branflakes @isawyourgreenhair @lightsabersandbluecookies @lynn-is-definitely-sane @tcmsofan @tired-shipper @vanished159 + open tags because I forgot some people

Thanks for the tag!!!

@midwest-unicorn @beanieweanie11 @randomconehead @larasinlove @krow-offical @questhegoldfishcat @universe-city-2 +anyone else

Thanks @bookwormsinspace and @candylorde for the tag!

I’ll go with 5 different artists (no particular order).

Alley Rose by Conan Gray

Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan

Heroes by David Bowie

The Cure by Olivia Rodrigo

Look at My Life by Gracie Abrams

@urlocalsaxplayer @the-aricher @ina-cares @branseyes @1kazul @goodluckbrynn

thanks for the tag @beanieweanie11 !!!

babe (tv) (ftv) by taylor swift

thirst trap by audrey hobert

who’s afraid of little old me? by taylor swift

don’t go back to his ass by audrey hobert

dear reader by taylor swift

@ximenasbrokencd @betamanatee @iluvstrawberriessomuch

thanks for the tag brynn :) (i've basically only been listening to david bowie and fleetwood mac recently lol)

tags: @cybrbat @vinylfawn @isawyourgreenhair @sepiasstardust @sunniesapphic + open tags ! (no pressure obv)

ty for tagging mee!!

1. Daughter from Hell by Gracie Abrams

2. Riding around in the Dark by Florist

3. Moths by Conan Gray

4. Purple by Olivia Rodrigo

5. Nettles by Ethel Cain

npt: @abithetheatrekid @thoraelrlffnem @emotional-traffic-cone @cleradin7 @mothwingsmayy @beefyboffybethy @who-me-never14 @wistfulenchantress + open tags :)

thanks for the tag :)

smalltown boy • bronski beat

people watching • conan gray

biblical love • flower face

super graphic ultra modern girl • chappell roan

some type of skin • aurora

npt: @sparklezart2000 @strangerthingshappen @athenaimnotokayipromise @starshapedana @decomposed-deity @miwiisopookie &open tags :D

Worst of you - Maisie peters

People watching - Conan gray

Chérie - Elijah cruise

Knee deep at ATP - Lovejoy (no I do not support them)

Kilby girl - the backseat lovers

@abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @fallingsinking @gyattmaster2002 @12storyhouseowner @1weedmike

(not in order)

Run for the hills - Tate McRae

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus - Taylor Swift

I Hate it Here - Taylor Swift

The One That I Want (But I Don't Know Why) - Sadie Jean

Honeybee - Olivia Rodrigo

@vivaciousmessypixie @queenxofthescarletphoenixes @wintermarie2001 @xxfunnehgalxx @sillylo2 @bootyfarterrae76

Control-Benson Boone

Home-Cavetown

Abnormality dancin’ girl-Guchry

Street Cat-Flaver Folay

Darkside-Alan Walker

people I’m following some of them might not be following back idk: @thingbeingofkaos @poppydoppy925 @drunk-on-starlight @nerdalmighty @genderbinaryisforlosers @bisexualien96

@velochiocus-feather @magicalplaylist

Thank you for the tag. God this is hard, my facet change faster than polish weather. Here goes...

1. The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace - The Amazing Devil

2. Still into you - paramore

3. Koń na białym rycerzu - nocny kochanek

4. Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac

5. Losing my religion - R.E.M

@total-killer-brainrot @rawme-price @sheepispink @ghouljams @unseaworthy

Thank you for the tag!!! Never thought i’d see myself right next to these fic legends 👀

im a huge supergirl fan so my faves rrr

1) This Summer - Sleigh Bells

2) Locust Laced - Sleigh Bells

3) One of those crazy girls - Paramore

4) Maggots for brains - olivia rodrigo (love the whole new album though)

5) Sweetness - Jimmy Eat world

tags u dont have to do it if u dont wanna 🙏@harbours-lighthouse @mxxnechos @yammattii @alexinarcadia @rubiighostlovr @lexloon @sgt-artemis-owl-riley @silcry @mysticmaidenxoxo @babybunnydoodles @nxmad07 @lumilily

Ah! Thank you for the tag :3

Well… hmm (multiple languages are allowed, yes? XD)

1.) うっせぇわ [Ado]

2.) (In The Name of God) OR (The End of the War to End All Wars) [Sabaton]

3.) Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis [Dasu & Kagamine Len]

4.) Villain [Stella Jang]

5.) Army Dreamers [Kate Bush] OR Тёмная ночь (1943)

Tags! (You guys din’ have to if you don’t wanna :3)

@heyimlostuwu - @swiftyangx12 - @wormwoodartemisia - @that0n3w1tch - @imscaredoforeos - @animal-gal-adventures - @screecher-call - @sergeantstefansson - @until-death-i-will-stay - @critter-crew-madness

(Would add more but I hit the 10 favs already so Imma rely on you guys to tag ze others :’D)

Thanks, Sarge, for the tag!

[Tagged]: @lazyjellyfish300 @enjinsprettydoll @senorcheezfeet + Anyone can join in!

Yooo tysm @swiftyangx12 🥳

1. Glory of Love by Peter Cetera

2. Lavender’s Blue Dilly Dilly (any version, but I especially love piano tutorial version)

3. Flowers by Samantha Ebert

4. Unethical by Faouzia*

5. We found love in a hopeless place by Rihanna

*Guys if you want a frigging epic feels list, listen to Unethical, Est-ce que tu m’aimes? by Gims, Eternity by Alex Warren (the order isn’t specific for the last two but that first one? GAME CHANGER I TELL YOU 👏 Hits for every tragic love or epic fight scene 😭)

Keep the energy up! 😂

@fluff-0ff @thereapersson @rorythehedgehog @sassycandypoetry @mordred-if-you-will @equusmaniac @steelthroat

(Those are off the top of my head but if I’m missing anyone, you’re in my heart I promise 😭 🙏)

YOOO, thanks dude! @senorcheezfeet

• 1. Greatest love of all by MSI

• 2. Kryptonite by 3 doors down

• 3. I come with knives by IAMX

• 4. Thnks fr th mmrs by fallout boys

• 5. I’m so sick by Fyleaf

@crowningfleece @koiartz @ink3d-feathers @hyprf1xation @moroccomemoirs

@rascals-reblogs @0zzythe0tter @127zz @pudgy-partridge

IDK who else to tag, but I do love you all!

TY FOR THE TAGG 🤤🤤🤤hmmmm @fishatthepond @purplgect @mangoth3boa (I'm leaving nickel out bc then u won't be stuck in the "idk who to tag 🤤🤤🤤🤤)

lmao ty 🥹🥹

uhuh errm mmmm uhmmm uhhrrmmmmmm

Honorable mention: are we still larpers by the one and only, Tyler, the Larper

@nickel-the-pickle guess what time it is bro (DONT YOU DARE PICK ALL CRANEWIVES IM CRINE) uh uherrrrrmmmmm who else do I got

uh @kojitheopossum I’ve been told to add you too but I ain’t forcing nothing on anyone <3

Mango this is a hard ask...

Errrrmrmrrmrmr letsseeee

2. 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

3. Paper Dolls by Stomach Book

4. Hate Yourself by TV Girl

5. Election Day by Cheekface and Sidney Gish

for tagggssss ummm errmmm uh emmrmrmmr i can doooo

@rosebuds223 I wnna see what you like too ehhehe

@catgy anddd @ethosprincess (you guys don't have to do it i'm not forcing just tagging yk? but i would like to see becsue i'm a nosy lil guy over here <3)

fuck i like too many songs lmao, rn i’m particularly a fan of

i won’t tag but mutuals you are v welcome to reblog this :D