I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
EXACTLY.
a small collection
Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?
I love my English lectures but one thing that genuinely upsets me is seeing how many works of Irish literature are claimed as or assumed to be “British literature”. Like Dracula, Oscar Wilde and Seamus Heaney weren’t British artists...they were Irish. Why does Britain get to take credit for Irish pieces???
Colonialism
Did you just refer to Bram Stoker as Dracula
They call it Bram Stoker's Dracula cause he's Dracula
where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!
clara oswald is one of the greatest doctor who companions ever because i truly believe she is the only companion in the shows history who would try to get with every single incarnation of the doctor
the old man? the blonde woman? the twink? the manic blonde guy? none of them are safe from clara oswald
i think everyone would majorly benefit from swapping "im just a girl" with "im literally nice"
martha jones lives in my head rent free bc she was genuinely a good character but so overshadowed by rose to the point that people hated for simply for not being rose. ten was honestly such a dick to her and treated her so poorly because she was his rebound. he played dumb but i'm sure he was more than aware that martha was attracted to him and he LIKED that. it was a selfish ego boost. she deserved traveling with a doctor that would've appreciated her for her talents. imagine her with eleven instead
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm
[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']
can confirm this does fucking slap.
oh yeah that fucking slaps
Song of the Worm
martha jones i love you so much and every single one of your episodes just makes me want to punch ten in the face
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by
jmart meets before the institute au. meet cute? childhood friends? NO!!! uni era where jon keeps on running into martin Fucking Everywhere because martin is busy working in as many odd jobs as possible. jon is haunted but not by any ghost or anything its just martin fucking blackwood with his infinite jobs. everywhere the light touches is where martin blackwood is working some shitty minimum wage job
uhh 15, male. i have blue hair and green eyes. I like to run and hang out with my friends. im very outgoing and i love wearing my red pairs of shoes!
Describe yourself on anon, age, appearance, hobbies, interests, etc and I will say if I would date you or if we’d be friends
U SOUND SO COOL WTTF BLUE HAIR IS SO RAD!!!!!!!! DATE
IM DELETING THIS MESSAGE I AM NOT GOING OUT WITH SONIC
STOP DONT REBLOG THIS IM DELETING