Drifter

Gotta past I don’t talk about and a future I can’t quite see. I’ve been around, seen things, and learned enough to keep moving Ask me what’s on my mind—if you’re looking for answers, you might just find them… or something else entirely.

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Rules

Hey there, mavericks. Got a few ground rules for ya if you wanna stick around this place. Follow 'em, and we’ll get along just fine:

1. I’m just one man alright? Got my own hustle to handle, so don’t be surprised if I take my sweet time getting to your questions. I ain’t the Vanguard.

2. Keep it Cool – Patience, folks. I’ll answer when I get to it. Life’s a marathon, not a sprint, ya dig?

3. No Trash Talk – This is my joint, and we don’t mess with hate here. Doesn’t matter where you come from or what you got cooking in the dark corners. Leave the toxic stuff at the door.

4. LGBTQ+ Friendly – Anyone who’s got the light (or a bit of darkness) is welcome here. Don’t matter who you love or how you roll, as long as its legal and consensual.

Play nice, and we’ll get along just fine, yeah?

#the drifter #drifter #destiny 2 #rules #ask drifter

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Im too old for this

Whoever stole my bandana...

You really don't want it. Trust

I need it. It fits perfectly around my wolf's neck.

You know you can just buy one from the-

Never mind.

No, Vulcan really liked your bandana! It smelled delicious, too, and he almost ate it.

That ain't gonna be good for him

Oh, don't worry — I’ve already rinsed your bandana in a soapy solution with lavender-scented fabric softener. You know, I feel like dunking you — the whole of you — into a tub of lavender. You smell terrible.

I'd really rather you didn't

Oh, come on! I have experience bathing wolves. I promise not to drown you.

You ain't bathin' me. End of

Go ahead and keep stinking, you stinker!

I will

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Im too old for this

Whoever stole my bandana...

You really don't want it. Trust

I need it. It fits perfectly around my wolf's neck.

You know you can just buy one from the-

Never mind.

No, Vulcan really liked your bandana! It smelled delicious, too, and he almost ate it.

That ain't gonna be good for him

Oh, don't worry — I’ve already rinsed your bandana in a soapy solution with lavender-scented fabric softener. You know, I feel like dunking you — the whole of you — into a tub of lavender. You smell terrible.

I'd really rather you didn't

Oh, come on! I have experience bathing wolves. I promise not to drown you.

You ain't bathin' me. End of

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Im too old for this

Whoever stole my bandana...

You really don't want it. Trust

I need it. It fits perfectly around my wolf's neck.

You know you can just buy one from the-

Never mind.

No, Vulcan really liked your bandana! It smelled delicious, too, and he almost ate it.

That ain't gonna be good for him

Oh, don't worry — I’ve already rinsed your bandana in a soapy solution with lavender-scented fabric softener. You know, I feel like dunking you — the whole of you — into a tub of lavender. You smell terrible.

I'd really rather you didn't

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Im too old for this

Whoever stole my bandana...

You really don't want it. Trust

I need it. It fits perfectly around my wolf's neck.

You know you can just buy one from the-

Never mind.

No, Vulcan really liked your bandana! It smelled delicious, too, and he almost ate it.

That ain't gonna be good for him

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Im too old for this

Whoever stole my bandana...

You really don't want it. Trust

I need it. It fits perfectly around my wolf's neck.

You know you can just buy one from the-

Never mind.

Im too old for this

Whoever stole my bandana...

You really don't want it. Trust

#ask drifter #destiny 2 #destiny 2 drifter #drifter #the drifter #drifter destiny

Anonymous asked:

Hey, Drifter! There's a Golden Age holiday coming up- think it's called... Easter? Something about a rabbit giving colorful candy filled eggs to kids or somethin like that. Anyways, I think it would be funny if you spread eggs around gambit. Confuse the Guardians.

(Anon because I'm an anxious creature)

Ah Damn'it. sorry hero, old drifter has been slightly distracted by other things recently. Now, hiddin' eggs in gambit huh?... I like your style, guardian. leave it with me and we'll see what ol' Drifter can come up with next year. Trust

Ain't no need to be anxious, we're all friends here

#ask drifter #destiny 2 #destiny 2 drifter #drifter #the drifter

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I'm a MESS and I LOVE THEM

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dianaorionofdestiny

Chat we are in the home stretch

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videojames

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dredgen-dumbass

hmmm I think I'm at an appropriate time in my life to start wearing all the worst patterned hawaiian shirts you've ever seen

- Anyway, Transmat Firing!

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ellis-the-lightguide asked:

I brought cookies as a thank you for Eris...

And don't pretend you're not here, I'm blind but I can still smell you.

ask-drifter answered:

I'll make sure she gets them...

There a reason you can't take em yourself?

ellis-the-lightguide

Because I'm blind? I know you lack on thinking department, didn't know it was completely empty...

You got here didn't you?

ellis-the-lightguide

Fine, if you're so scared of going with you wife. I'll give them to her.

You just love puttin' words in people's mouths don't you?

Ain't scared of seein' her. Where'd you think I go when I'm done with gambit for the day?

What I ain't doin' is your errands

Last I heard, i ain't the one gettin' scared. Heard you've been avoidin' crow

ellis-the-lightguide

Dear, I'm avoiding Crow because he is scary and I know he would kill me and my ghost without thinking it twice... if I'm here openly allowing myself to mock you is because I know you can't even kill me in your dreams.

And if you're here just to run that boring copy of the Crucible, you can just retire! I'll get you a farewell basket if you give me heads up!

Wow...

No wonder the kid doesn't like you. Apparently you don't know him at all. Have fun with your delusions, give shaxx my regards.

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ellis-the-lightguide asked:

I brought cookies as a thank you for Eris...

And don't pretend you're not here, I'm blind but I can still smell you.

ask-drifter answered:

I'll make sure she gets them...

There a reason you can't take em yourself?

ellis-the-lightguide

Because I'm blind? I know you lack on thinking department, didn't know it was completely empty...

You got here didn't you?

ellis-the-lightguide

Fine, if you're so scared of going with you wife. I'll give them to her.

You just love puttin' words in people's mouths don't you?

Ain't scared of seein' her. Where'd you think I go when I'm done with gambit for the day?

What I ain't doin' is your errands

Last I heard, i ain't the one gettin' scared. Heard you've been avoidin' crow

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ellis-the-lightguide asked:

I brought cookies as a thank you for Eris...

And don't pretend you're not here, I'm blind but I can still smell you.

ask-drifter answered:

I'll make sure she gets them...

There a reason you can't take em yourself?

ellis-the-lightguide

Because I'm blind? I know you lack on thinking department, didn't know it was completely empty...

You got here didn't you?

Anonymous asked:

how many bones do you have and can i have one pretty please for my altar.

I wanna ask wether you're talkin' about my bones or bones I have in my possession....but I'm kinda scared about the answer to that

ellis-the-lightguide asked:

I brought cookies as a thank you for Eris...

And don't pretend you're not here, I'm blind but I can still smell you.

I'll make sure she gets them...

There a reason you can't take em yourself?