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computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

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dont ruin your taste

my whole dash is furry porn.

so true

anyone else relate

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters you’re like okay yeah people thinking it’s still alive is just wishful thinking huh

New conspiracy. There is another shark. A deep shark.

Deep shark so sneaky that there’s no record of its existance. Deep shark very smart.

Shark so smooth, light slides off

Exactly.

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

Moral of The Story: What?

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Reflect

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if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

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