*In the Batcave after a slow night*
Jason: So I've been thinking...
Jason: Shut it Dickface. Anyways, I've been thinking about all the Robins and, like, the reasoning behind why we did what we did.
Dick: ....I didn't know you were capable of thinking about the reasoning behind other people's actions, especially the people in this family...
Jason: Oh har har, very funny. AS I WAS SAYING. You became Robin because otherwise you were going to go out and murder a man, so Bruce's only solution was to train you and let you take your anger out on bad guys, pretty much the same reason Bruce became Batman. And while doing so you realized you wanted to try and make the world a better place, yada yada yada, you're a good person, whatever.
Dick: I mean it's pretty effective therapy...beating up bad guys and all that.
Jason: I became Robin because it gave me the chance to make a difference for my people. I wanted to make sure no one would have to live the way I did on the streets. Cass is doing it because she was trained to be a weapon and wants to prove that she can be more than that. Steph is pretty much a mix of mine and Cass' reasons. Damain was literally groomed for it from birth and also wants to prove he can be better that what he was raised to be. Duke's doing it cause someone had to step up when the city went ballistic and because he doesn't want what happened to his parents to happen to anyone else.
Dick: ...alright you're making some valid points...
Jason: See?! We all had a reason! And some of those reasons are still some of our motivators!
Dick: Right right...and what about Tim? What's his reason?
Jason: I've come to the conclusion that Tim is just universally insane.
Dick: Oh come on, you basically hit everyone else's reason spot on. I wanna know what you think Tim's is!
Jason: I just told you, he's crazy. This kid stalked BATMAN for YEARS unnoticed. And when Batman started hitting a little too heavy, this CHILD decided to FORCE this GROWN MAN to take him on patrol and missions. Not because he was worried about the criminals, no no. Because he didn't want to see his IDOL become some kind of brutal murderer!
Dick: Okay, but what about after that? I mean his intentions were to still save Bruce from doing something he'd regret, that's not insane!
Jason: Trust me Dickface, I know crazy when I see crazy. And don't even try to tell me this kid is still doing this shit to help people. No he's just doing it for the love of the game at this point, ergo, universally fucking insane!
*Tim walks in half asleep*
Jason: Timothy, why are you still doing the vigilante shtick.
*Jason gestures dramatically to Dick*