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Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it.
The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Thanks to Scott Pelley for fighting, and anybody else who is told to present lies as a choice and says no.
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Hunter Biden spending his whole day every day being like "I'm not a pedophile, I was smoking crack with ADULT hookers at the Super 8 outside of Newark, you guys have pictures of all of it INCLUDING my hog from My Leaked Stolen Laptop™" is a masterstroke. Should've done this years ago.
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The same Trump-appointee who fucked with the Broadview 6 grand jury is the one going after E. Jean Carroll.
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Really enjoyed going on the
@ivehaditpodcast
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@mizzwelch
to talk about the psychosexual panic known as the Make America Great Again movement, and why you've just gotta make fun of these people.
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