Christopher Horrell (@chorrell) • Threads, Say more

I mean, I guess there’s a male loneliness epidemic, but I make friends while playing Arc Raiders ALL THE TIME. Ha.

Well, I guess we get to call the new CEO “John Apple” now.

With the L.A. breakfast spot “Egg Slut” coming soon to Toronto, let’s hope we soon get these other restaurants that I just made up:

- Pizza Perv - Burger Gimp - Coffee Creep - Smoothie Goon

I’m learning about crude oil quality:

- light sweet crude - light sour crude - medium sweet crude - medium sour crude - heavy sweet crude - heavy sour crude

But what about these I just made up:

- moody crude - rude crude - dude crude - broody crude - nude crude(!?) - kind of blue crude