Candice King (@candiceking) • Threads, Say more

Anyone else feel like all of this Housewives casting news is as chaotic as the Santa Barbara trip on The Valley? Asking for a friend…

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08/17/23

Started my day calling a company to remove the water in my flooded basement and check on potential mold spore growth in my upstairs coat closet and was complimented on my positive attitude. So safe to say I’ve past despair, anger, sadness, and officially become positively maniacal :) #newhomeowner #igot99problemsandtheyareallbecauseofmy100yearoldhouse

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07/12/23

Every time I learn how to make a reel or a tiktok the app updates and the editing looks completely different and then I have to learn it all over again and I already don’t know how to do it very well so if we could all collectively slow down for a second or have our content graded on a curve I’d really appreciate it. (That is meant to be read with zero punctuation and in the tone of an overwhelmed desperate millennial who feels like an elder) (and so is that)

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07/10/23

I always like to leave a little something special behind for an Airbnb vacation rental I stay at. Ya know? Like an addition to their spice cabinet, a small candle, or bag that contains all the important keys in my life. Just to say “this was fun!” #hellolocksmith

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