Happy Birthday!
*Sets his own tail on fire like a candle*
Now make a wish! >>;;; And quickly, please

*blows out the fire then hands the bear a glass of water and a can orange soda*
didn't know your tail was that flammable. better be careful around all those fire places you like to write and nap beside. ;)

I did have to soak the tip in lighter fluid, whiiiiiich could've been a very bad thing in hindsight >>;;
*Drinks the water and uses the orange soda to cool off his tail*
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