29 Relatable Things About Parenting For Those of Us With Kids

Aren't kids a blessing?

The Department of War Launched a Website for Generative AI and It Doesn’t Work

Thanks for nothing.

Someone Tried to Smuggle Surf ‘n’ Turf Into Jail Using a Drone

Modern problems require modern solutions.

iShowSpeed Is Being Sued for Beating Up the Rizzbot

Not so funny now, is it?

The Taliban Detained Four ‘Peaky Blinders’ Cosplayers and Is Attempting to ‘Rehabilitate’ Them

They did nothing wrong.

Gen Z Is Romanticizing Being a Hipster Millennial Living in 2012

You had to be there.

Tech Bro Roasted For DoorDashing Steak Tartare

The 2026 World Cup Will Have Ad Breaks

Of course it will, it’s coming to America, baby.

Tesla’s Optimus Robot Appears to Remove Headset Before Falling Over

When your robot operator has to go to the bathroom.

Advertisers Want to Sell You Crap in Your Dreams

Welcome to the seventh layer of Hell.

Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

Detroit Unveils Bronze RoboCop Statue, and It’s Actually Good

So they can make good statues, hmmm.

Netflix Buys Warner Bros. and Everyone Is Freaking Out

It has never been more over.

The Internet Thinks Trump Is Being Treated for Alzheimer’s

This would explain a lot.

The Dollar Tree Is Quietly Raising Prices

At least we still have the Costco hot dog.