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i work at a starbucks, and i was out cleaning the little bar with the sweet and low and splenda bowls, and sitting in the raw sugar bowl was a business card with this on it



but the third had a guy fawkes mask and underneath it said "protest scientology." and on the back was a link to http://youfoundthecard.com

it made me wtf only because i know of the raids on scientology, and the person had to have left it while I was there, and i never saw them do it. it felt like something out of a movie.

has anyone else found something like this?

Before you read this

-This is not grudgewank. I just find it wtf that people who are 30-something wasted so much time on this

-I know you're not my personal army. I'm not posting to find defenders. I'm posting because my God, you'd think they'd find something better to do.

-Everything is pretty well explained in the thread. Also, I have all e-mails mentioned. I just find it rather petty and immature to post them.

-I'm not freezing, flocking, or deleting anything. There was a list of demands of what I can and cannot post in my livejournal, so deleting/flocking will only encourage them to do this in the future.

-Seriously. WTF. So much time and energy and I'm flattered by the attention, really, but what the fuck?

I have some ex-friends with too much free time, too little immaturity, and serious control problems

So today we're all sitting at our desks working when an e-mail pops into my in-box from a person whose name I did not recognize. The body of the e-mail was a many forwarded ranting about McDonald's importing beef from South America that was sent to our entire United States operations.

That was probably 4,000 e-mail addresses. He was from North Dakota.

OMG the drama ensued. People started running from office to office talking about this guy and how he was so stupid, etc...I took it upon myself within 1 minute of the e-mail sending him the link to Snopes nicely.

I don't know how nice people were other than me, but one woman was incensed enough to hit reply+all:

"Go to snopes.com This is not true . Can’t believe what you read on the Net without checking further."

Then IT sent out this e-mail:

"This is a reminder to everyone to please "Do Not" send emails or forward any non-business emails to any distribution group. If you have any questions regarding our computer use policy, please let me know."

Then later today the original guy who started this whole thing sent this to everyone:

"There are no words that can describe how Sorry I am for the extreme lack of judgment that I used in forwarding the “McDonalds Beef” email to each and every one of you. I had no right to send a biased, opinionated and unsubstantiated email out such as this. I want to THANK many of you who emailed a very helpful and informative web site that helped me get a better understanding of the situation. I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE and SINCERELY REGRET any problems and that I may have caused [our company] and McDonalds."

I'm still fucking laughing about it. I think what makes me happiest about this whole adventure is looking at the poor grammar and abuse of punctuation.

So, I work at a bank, respond to email inquiries, some other online stuff. One thing I do is set up businesses for online banking using forms submitted by branches. I got one today with a strange name, Abrahadabra Oasis, and I think "That sounds like a Manson cult or something".

So, I Google the name and their web page comes up with this circular symbol and "Do what thou wilt..". IT IS A CULT.

You know the Ozzy song Mr. Crowley? It's about Aleister Crowley, a 19-20th century mystic... guy. Well, there is a worldwide cult based on his philosophy I guess, and they have a branch in Maine and Mass(Salem of course) and an account at our bank.

http://www.abrahadabra-oto.org/

They have a newsletter and an event calendar, like any other church. Tuesday is Nietzsche Night. Woohoo.. STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND THE ABYSS STARES INTO YOU... CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG WOOOOOO.

They have an open house. I want to see the temple or whatever.. I bet it's some dude's mom's basement.

EDIT: I AM AN IDIOT AND POSTED THIS TO THE WRONG COMM. OOPS.

Gotta love wikipedia and it's outstanding accuracy.  I saw Frost/Nixon last night and was looking some stuff up, and came to the page on Presidential pets.

It'll very likely be edited out soon, but take a look who is listed as a "pet" of Richard Nixon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_…

Here's a screenshot just in case.  And yes it linked to Henry Kissinger's page.

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I'm surprised it hasn't been caught yet.  lol.

( Cut for a personal long wtf. And lack of prolapsed arses.Collapse )

I found some soggy pedo slashfic on the sidewalk while out walking last night:



I was kind of drunk but I tried to get a clear picture...I like the part about "flying beavers" and "very illegal pussy, WOW!"

I even went back to the spot today hoping that it would still be there and maybe dry enough for me to recover, but alas, it was gone. :(

at risk of appearing rather prejudiced or ignorant, i have some wtfery in my life to share. i live in montreal, and being the immature anglo i am, find many signs and businesses rather amusing. some of these probably belong in _signs, sue meeee...

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man, i love the french.

you can even finish it without getting confused. or laughing. Im posting this here because i was told that wtf_omgz was not the place. but i dont understand because i was like wtf omg!


OMFG I H8888 DUMB SCENE KIDS THERE SO UGLY WITH RACOOON FACES AND SKITTLES HAIR ITS SO GAY AND THEY LOOK LIKE CLOWNND AN R ALL STUPID BISHES AND UGLY AND PHOTOSHOP CUZ THERE UGLY N ARE SO UNORIGONAL
AND dumb Emus emo kids CUTTING AND MCR SUX AND THEIR ALL GAY AND KISS BOYS N THIR PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT N ALWAYS COMPLAIN AND CRYZ ABUT EVERYTBING
GOTH KIDS AR FAT N LAZY MEXICANS N PLAY DDR OMG THATS GO GAY CUZ FLYLEAF IS GAY N SO IS SLIPKNOT CUZ THUR TOO METAL OMG I HATE METAL LIKE SLIPKNORT ONLY MOSHING GOTH METAL KIDS LIKE DAT LOUD s**t OMG UGLY PLALE GOTH MALLZ
Preps are dumn too cuZ THEY GET MOMMY AND DADY RTO PAY FOR EVYITHING AND THINK THER BETTER THAN EVRY1 ELSE AND FAKE TAN AND DONT NO s**t ABOUT ART AND GOOD MUSIC N DONT CARE ABOT GAY MARRGAGE n they all luk the sameee dumb blondes

ONE.

A long time ago I watched the Jerky Boys movie and made fun of Sol Rosenberg and his genital warts (which are pretty wtf in themselves), but years later my sister caught some genital warts from one of the many sad sacks that lowered their standards and  rode the hobby horse due to insanity.

Fast forward to this week, A few years ago, my friends and I watched Don Hertzfeldt's "Rejected" together and we often laughed when blood began pouring out of the little cartoon cloud's ass. "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!" we would chortle.

This week my sister was hospitalized because she's bleeding rectally and it won't stop.

And that's my Personal What the Fuck.